Go Hogs.....hahaha

• martyirish

  

  When you're the head football coach at Arkansas and you don't beat LSU or
  Alabama you get angry.
  
  When you get angry, you go out and buy a Harley.
  
  When you buy a Harley, you meet a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
  female former volley ball player.
  
  When you invite the blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old female former
  volley ball player for a ride on your Harley, you end up in a road-side
  ditch with broken ribs and other injuries.
  
  When you end up in a road-side ditch with broken ribs and other injuries and
  keep it a secret that there was a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
  female former volley ball player along for the ride on your Harley, you get
  fired.
  
  Moral of the story: Beat LSU and Alabama. :laugh:
• vball10set

  reps :thumbup:
• Glassy

  

  He would have been better off taking the long legged blonde to the turkish spa or to a motel to re-inact Platoon with Charlie Sheen!
• killer_ewok

  

  Good shit.
• carmen

  lol
  
  I love those commercials
• Iliketurtles

  

  Haha that is pretty funny.
• carmen

  Did you come up with that yourself martyirish?
• martyirish

  

  carmen;1146937 wrote:Did you come up with that yourself martyirish?

  oh hell no
  I wish I had
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Marty, you probably saw that in some movie.
• bigkahuna

  ernest_t_bass;1147123 wrote:Marty, you probably saw that in some movie.

  reps
• Little Danny

  

  Apparently Petrino was also hooking up with this:
  
  
• FatHobbit

  

  Little Danny;1148141 wrote:Apparently Petrino was also hooking up with this:
  
  

  I thought she was supposed to be blonde? Or is this in addition to the blonde?
• Little Danny

  

  ^^^ In addition to.
  
  Dude must have serious game.
• vball10set

  Little Danny;1148146 wrote:^^^ In addition to.
  
  Dude must have serious game.

  all it takes is $$$ and fame, and he had both
• sleeper

  

  Only in the SEC..
• ernest_t_bass

  

  vball10set;1148149 wrote:all it takes is $$$ and fame, and he had both

  
  It obviously doesn't take national championships.
• vball10set

  ernest_t_bass;1148169 wrote:It obviously doesn't take national championships.

  lol--reps :thumbup:
• Laley23

  

  Petrino is a pimp.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Don't hate the playa....
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Laley23;1148321 wrote:Petrino is a pimp.

  
  So was Paterno... Maybe.