BREAKING NEWS: Saban and the SEC admit to cheating, against stopping it

• sleeper

  

  http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6593311
  
  This is my favorite part of the article:
  

  It's also different recruiting in a lot of the SEC states than it is in other parts of the country in that coaches are dealing with a larger pool of at-risk students academically.

  It amazes me that a student could be considered "at-risk" academically at an SEC. Outside of Vandy and Florida, every student at a SEC school would be at-risk at a Big Ten school.
• Heretic

  

  "Billy, we're going to have to let you go. We weren't sure our tutors could carry half the team through finals without a hitch, but by golly, they got 'er dun!!! And you were basically a back-up scout-team player we only signed because we knew we'd have a few 0.5s if the tutors couldn't come through for us. So, yeah...here's the phone numbers for some Sun Belt coaches...good luck!"
• believer

  

  Saban understands unequivocally that he's been the poster boy for everything that's wrong with oversigning, and he's equally aware that he's been accused of running off players.

  But....but.....but Saban's an upstanding, big time college football coach. He wouldn't cheat or lie or anything to win national championships.
  
  I dunno....maybe Tressel would fit in better in the SEC. They know how to get it done the right way.
• dokken

  In unrelated breaking news, you can refer to as Ohio State as Ohio s"TAT"e and it reminds people of the whole tattoo incident......just saying.
• Early Cuyler

  

  dokken;784545 wrote:In unrelated breaking news, you can refer to as Ohio State as Ohio s"TAT"e and it reminds people of the whole tattoo incident......just saying.

  
  Don't quit your day job. That was terrible.
• WebFire

  But he visits sick kids in the hospital!
• Midstate01

  

  WebFire;784569 wrote:But he visits sick kids in the hospital!

  
  Good point