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• queencitybuckeye

  sleeper;1242812 wrote:Really? Never paid for a pizza that ended up being cold when you got it?
  
  Will Rogers is a moron. No surprise he'd suffice for your intellect.

  He never met you, did he?
• BRF

  

  ^^^^^That right there is one of the cleverest posts I have ever read! :thumbup:
• Mr Miyagi

  

  Those who dance are considered insane by those that can't hear the music.--Anon
• ts1227

  

  penis
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
  
  -Colonel Sanders
• Mr Miyagi

  

  If you can't dance you fuck a lot of waitresses
  
  - Voltaire
• Early Cuyler

  

  "The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer." - Hank Hill
• sleeper

  

  queencitybuckeye;1242900 wrote:He never met you, did he?

  I have no idea who he is but that is irrelevant.
• sleeper

  

  Mr Miyagi;1242912 wrote:Those who dance are considered insane by those that can't hear the music.--Anon

  "A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus." - MLK
• O-Trap

  

  "For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." - Sun Tzu
• queencitybuckeye

  "If a frog had wings, it wouldn't whomp its ass every time it jumped" - Unknown
• sleeper

  

  O-Trap;1243090 wrote:"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." - Sun Tzu

  "Better three hours too soon than a minute too late." - William Shakespeare
• O-Trap

  

  sleeper;1243097 wrote:"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late." - William Shakespeare

  "I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." - Mr. Mojo Risin
• sleeper

  

  O-Trap;1243103 wrote:"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." - Mr. Mojo Risin

  "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without." - Confucius
• Gardens35

  If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding...
• BRF

  

  Look, Gardens35, we don't need no education!
• O-Trap

  

  "Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful." - Albert Camus
• Curly J

  

  "The best way I've found is reheating it in a skillet on a stove. But I will eat it cold." - Curly J
• O-Trap

  

  "There's no earthly way of knowing ... which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're going, or which way the wind is blowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?" - Willy Wonka
• BRF

  

  Willy Wonka: But, Sleeper, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
  
  Sleeper: What happened?
  
  Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
  
  [hugs Sleeper]
• sleeper

  

  I pretty much get what I want whenever I want.
• Curly J

  

  "Hellen Keller would look at you right now and think you are fucking stupid." - Ender Wiggins
• O-Trap

  

  Curly J;1243275 wrote:"Hellen Keller would look at you right now and think you are fucking stupid." - Ender Wiggins

  "More's the pity. Then your tailors will rule the land, and no one will make the clothes. So much for French fashion, and French politics." - The Scarlet Pimpernel
• Curly J

  

  sleeper;1243265 wrote:I pretty much get what I want whenever I want.

  But if you try sometime, you just might find. You get what you need. - Jagger/Richards
• Gardens35

  Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets, lookin' for soul food and a place to eat. - Frank Sinatra