almost serious question for the basement

• said_aouita

  

  Why does coffee make you poop?
• like_that

  

  I don't drink coffee.
• Con_Alma

  Caffeine is a stimulant drug. Coffee which contains caffeine stimulates multiple natural functions inclusive of bowel movements. It does so by contracting the muscles in the digestive tract.
• gerb131

  

  I don't poop.
• said_aouita

  

  gerb131;1240239 wrote:I don't poop.

  That has to hurt.
• gerb131

  

  said_aouita;1240244 wrote:That has to hurt.

  No I take dumps.
• Steel Valley Football

  Cigarettes do, as well.
• Steel Valley Football

  gerb131;1240246 wrote:No I take dumps.

  
  People with young children are usually the ones who "go poop". They also have "boobies".
• said_aouita

  

  Steel Valley Football;1240310 wrote:People with young children are usually the ones who "go poop". They also have "boobies".

  pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.
  
  Hope this helps.
• Steel Valley Football

  said_aouita;1240917 wrote:pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.
  
  Hope this helps.[/QUOT
  
  
  Pooping on your mom is fun. Taking a dump on your mom is also fun.

• Steel Valley Football

  said_aouita;1240917 wrote:pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.
  
  Hope this helps.

  
  
  Pooping on your mom is fun, while taking a dump on your mom is also fun.
• O-Trap

  

  Pooping is for assholes.
• Curly J

  

  Well this topic went to shit real fast.