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Religion is a fraud

  • sleeper
    You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
  • THE4RINGZ
    Yawn
  • jmog
    I had a good laugh, the best part was "Everytime someone has homosexual intercourse God punishes us by letting Nickelback release another album."

    I knew it was the homosexuals fault!
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
    Hey you don't have to post as isadore all the time now! Must be nice. gtfo with this shit already.
  • Commander of Awesome
    tl;dr
  • dlazz
    sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
    My favorite flavor of oatmeal is maple & brown sugar.

    Hope this helps.
  • O-Trap
    Remember: A flacid penis is a righteous penis.
  • isadore
    people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
  • Devils Advocate
    isadore;1232555 wrote:people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
    I guess I'll have to wait for the next one. Do they take American Express Miles?
  • isadore
    an unselfish, generous and non-bigoted attitude is all it takes.
  • Heretic
    But if you don't have that shit, American Express Miles can be used as a substitute, right?
  • isadore
    What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
  • vball10set
    sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.
    isadore;1235418 wrote:What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
  • isadore
    if you can abandon greed, selfishness and bigotry, you can be redeemed.
  • BRF
    Society?

    vball10set;1235480 wrote:
  • vball10set
    two face (sleeper/isadore)
  • Zombaypirate
    Religion is awesome. The bible says to kill homosexuals and witches, if you don't you are no christian of any worth.

    Oh wait they will say it is the old testament which does not count but then they say that homo marriage should be banned, oh wait I am so confused!
  • Zombaypirate
    C'mon, Penn St should be shut down for one pedophile running rampant, but what about the Catholic church?
  • cruiser_96
    There are no absolutes.
  • sleeper
    Zombaypirate;1237252 wrote:C'mon, Penn St should be shut down for one pedophile running rampant, but what about the Catholic church?
    It's okay because the bible.
  • Heretic
    sleeper;1240092 wrote:It's okay because the bible.
    Yes. Sandusky's mistake was not being ordained. A lot of bum-poking gets forgiven when a person does that.
  • O-Trap
    Zombaypirate;1237250 wrote:The bible says to kill homosexuals and witches, if you don't you are no christian of any worth.
    Source cited?
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
    dlazz;1232306 wrote:My favorite flavor of oatmeal is maple & brown sugar.

    Hope this helps.
    isadore;1232555 wrote:people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
    isadore;1232698 wrote:an unselfish, generous and non-bigoted attitude is all it takes.
    isadore;1235418 wrote:What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
    isadore;1235546 wrote:if you can abandon greed, selfishness and bigotry, you can be redeemed.
    sleeper;1240092 wrote:It's okay because the bible.
  • mcburg93
    I think you all should quit quoting isadoreadickintheass. He truly is the WORST. Ohh and the rest of you can GFY.
  • isadore
    do not let the forces of evil triumph, resist avarice, overcome selfishness and reject to the bigotry in your soul. even you can be redeemed.