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Kids suck

  • Tigerfan00
    skank;1218979 wrote:
    Still you, get outta here with that bull shit.
    *bullshit
  • Mulva
    O-Trap;1219186 wrote:Eh, okay, that's not so bad.
    No, it's still pretty bad.
  • O-Trap
    Mulva;1219562 wrote:No, it's still pretty bad.
    I dunno. Your child is less likely to get snatched if you've got him on a fishing line.
  • sleeper
    Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

    Whos miserable and worthless now?
    Good for your niece.
  • superman
    Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

    Whos miserable and worthless now?
    Pics or GTFO
  • password
    The tread title is deceiving, I thought this was a thread about why some people become gym teachers.
  • said_aouita
    dlazz;1218750 wrote:
    Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
    People who own pit bulls usually look at having more children as a pay raise.
  • Devils Advocate
    dlazz;1218861 wrote:That is one thing that is true. I won't have kids.
    Agreed.

    1. you have to have sex.

    2. You have to have sex with a female.

    3. You have to have sex with a female that is of child bearing age.

    4. Fuck it... I give up.
  • skank
    Devils Advocate;1221619 wrote:Agreed.

    1. you have to have sex.

    2. You have to have sex with a female.

    3. You have to have sex with a female that is of child bearing age.

    4. **** it... I give up.


    You forgot, you have to have sex with a WILLING woman.
  • O-Trap
    skank;1221737 wrote:You forgot, you have to have sex with a WILLING woman.
    Technically not necessary for child-bearing.
  • skank
    O-Trap;1221742 wrote:Technically not necessary for child-bearing.


    Not true, I doubt dlazz could overpower a woman to simply "take it". So yeah, she would have to be willing.
  • dlazz
    What about prostitutes?
  • O-Trap
    dlazz;1221763 wrote:What about prostitutes?
    Mind blownt.
  • said_aouita
    Kid workers make tennis shoes less expensive.



    God bless kids.
  • God
    said_aouita;1223952 wrote:bless kids.
    I do and Jesus told you people that.

    Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come to me and do not forbid them for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
  • said_aouita
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    God;1225214 wrote:I do and Jesus told you people that.

    Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come to me and do not forbid them for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
    Does the kids who worked for Nike get any special treatment, like to the front of the line?
  • mcburg93
    Fuck kids. the little bastards you have to feed them, clothe them, put a roof over their heads. they are lazy as fuck until they learn to walk. Then you have to teach the little sons/daughters of bitches how to do chores. wtf I hate kids.
  • hasbeen
    mcburg93;1225269 wrote:Fuck kids. the little bastards you have to feed them, clothe them, put a roof over their heads. they are lazy as fuck until they learn to walk. Then you have to teach the little sons/daughters of bitches how to do chores. wtf I hate kids.

    Your rant would have been funnier 7 days ago.
  • mcburg93
    hasbeen;1225272 wrote:Your rant would have been funnier 7 days ago.
    FUCK now I shall GFM
  • hasbeen
    mcburg93;1225274 wrote:FUCK now I shall GFM

    Lol