Favorite Urban Dictionary Definitions (NSFW language, no pics)

• Commander of Awesome

  

  What are some of your favorite urban dictionary gems you've come across? My favorite without a doubt is still The Pittsburgh Pine Tree:
  

  Pittsburgh Pine Tree

  The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner. Nautical Three Step Process: 1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction. 2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness. 3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars. Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"

  Oh yeah, probably NSFW
• like_that

  

  Urbandictionary is blocked at work, but "gorilla mask" always brings the lulz.
  
  Gorilla Mask: A 'sexual act" involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.
• wildcats20

  

  I am absolutely disgusted. Good God.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  But holy shit did I lol.
• Heretic

  

  like_that;1215158 wrote:Urbandictionary is blocked at work, but "gorilla mask" always brings the lulz.
  
  Gorilla Mask: A 'sexual act" involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

  A completely new way to make it rain!
• like_that

  

  Heretic;1215219 wrote:A completely new way to make it rain!

  Could've saved pacman millions.
• Devils Advocate

  

  I am partial to santorum.
• Rotinaj

  

  Cosby Sweater.
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  turkish pizza	16 up, 29 down
  	its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD) dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!

• Sonofanump

  I've always been a fan of the bus driver.
  
  While having sex doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the recieveer's rectum and turned from side to side essentially driving the bus. The right hand reaches around and squeezes the right breast honking the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. Don't forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus.
• Sonofanump

  angry dragon
  	Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

• Curly J

  

  ccrunner609;1215813 wrote:lulz cause that has happened.

  
  It almost happened last night, but The Wife was hesitant about putting her thumb up my ass.