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F*** Censorship, LJ, O-Trap & Other Iron Fisted Clowns

  • O-Trap
    password;1214100 wrote:

    Come on, man. You know we only work at Longhorn. :D
  • Heretic
    password;1214100 wrote:
    He who trusts me to get his fast food order right is a man who enjoys the taste of jizz mixed into his burger.
  • skank
    O-Trap;1213609 wrote:Good one.


    Really?
  • O-Trap
    skank;1214148 wrote:Really?
    No. Not really.
  • Devils Advocate
    Heretic;1214116 wrote:He who trusts me to get his fast food order right is a man who enjoys the taste of jizz mixed into his burger.
    I'm never ordering "extra special sauce" again..
  • skank
    O-Trap;1214152 wrote:No. Not really.


    I didn't think so. Haha.
  • Heretic
    Devils Advocate;1214154 wrote:I'm never ordering "extra special sauce" again..
    The extra special sauce is mandatory. You ask for it...you don't ask for it...as long as it can be generated, it will be there.
  • O-Trap
    Heretic;1214178 wrote:The extra special sauce is mandatory. You ask for it...you don't ask for it...as long as it can be generated, it will be there.
    Somewhere around the seventh burger, I'm pretty sure you're firing blanks.

    Moral of the story: Only order burgers after 11pm.
  • Heretic
    O-Trap;1214187 wrote:Somewhere around the seventh burger, I'm pretty sure you're firing blanks.

    Moral of the story: Only order burgers after 11pm.
    Better not get a drink then. By that time, I'd be needing to soak the naughty bits in ice. And by "ice", I mean "whatever drink you order with your food...I mean, those things are 80% ice anyway".
  • O-Trap
    Heretic;1214195 wrote:Better not get a drink then. By that time, I'd be needing to soak the naughty bits in ice. And by "ice", I mean "whatever drink you order with your food...I mean, those things are 80% ice anyway".
    I usually order my drinks without ice, so that nobody can hide how little they give me by pouring on the ice.
  • ernest_t_bass
    O-Trap;1214247 wrote:I usually order my drinks without ice, so that nobody can hide how little they give me by pouring on the ice.
    This for me, too. I will order something with light ice, and I think that often means they put more ice in it. Fine, fuck you... don't give me ice.
  • Barry Badrinath
    This thread perfectly illustrates why I have been around since the inception of this website but never post. Sage and Sleeper are two of the only realistic posters on this entire website. Before everyone starts crying, I mean that they are two of the only posters that actually seem to maintain continuity between their actual personality and internet moniker. Everyone else seems to be unhappy middle aged men or ignorant retards that strive to be cool over the internet and abide by some fallacy in which they have authority and people care about their opinions. If you are offended by this post, you can classify yourself as one of the above.

    /coolstorybro