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My wife is getting a boob job

  • rmolin73
    Steel Valley Football;1192384 wrote:I essentially was trying to make a joke. I don't back track. If I say it, I mean it and it's usually correct.

    I've played with four pair and they all had detectable seams. How about you?
    I've played with more than four pair and for the life of me I don't recall any seams at all. So I'm not buying what you're trying to sell.
  • BR1986FB
    Steel Valley Football;1192384 wrote: I've played with four pair and they all had detectable seams. How about you?
    Was married to a chick who had 40DD, who eventually went on to be a porn actress, worked in strip clubs for a few years and dated mostly strippers when I was much younger. Felt one or two...:rolleyes:
  • Steel Valley Football
    rmolin73;1192391 wrote:I've played with more than four pair and for the life of me I don't recall any seams at all. So I'm not buying what you're trying to sell.
    Yeah, sure ya did lol.
  • rmolin73
    Steel Valley Football;1192405 wrote:Yeah, sure ya did lol.
    Says the guy that thinks that there are seams.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Steel Valley Football;1192133 wrote:When you get them in your hands and squeeze them, you will. Run your fingers along the outer sides.
    They feel like bags of sand.
  • hasbeen
    Steel Valley Football;1192320 wrote:Not sure why. Maybe you were distracted by her cock and never noticed the seams. ;)
    And you were talking about bad jokes before?
  • Steel Valley Football
    pnhasbeen;1192593 wrote:And you were talking about bad jokes before?
    And, I was talking about bad jokes before.
  • justincredible
    This is a basement thread.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Because you saw me still posting, admit it.
  • justincredible
    Steel Valley Football;1192735 wrote:Because you saw me still posting, admit it.
    It was either move it to the basement or hand out a bunch of infractions. I'm being nice. Because I'm a nice guy.
  • hasbeen
    Steel Valley Football;1192715 wrote:And, I was talking about bad jokes before.

    I see it continues.
  • Steel Valley Football
    justincredible;1192738 wrote:It was either move it to the basement or hand out a bunch of infractions. I'm being nice. Because I'm a nice guy.
    You're no Mr. Nice Guy, though. ;)

    /halfbaked
  • Devils Advocate
    I like the thought of boobies in the basement.
  • Skyhook79
    Surprised that SVF hasn't said he was banging anyones mom in this thread yet.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Skyhook79;1192865 wrote:Surprised that SVF hasn't said he was banging anyones mom in this thread yet.

    That's because, technically, I was only banging your mom's boobies.
  • FatHobbit
    Steel Valley Football;1192891 wrote:That's because, technically, I was only banging your mom's boobies.
    That's so much funnier than blow up doll jokes.
  • Steel Valley Football
    FatHobbit;1192944 wrote:That's so much funnier than blow up doll jokes.

    Skyhook's mom's boobies are not funny. How rude of you to say that.
  • Devils Advocate
  • skank
    rmolin73;1192413 wrote:Says the guy that thinks that there are seams.

    douchiness.
  • LJ
    Shut up, Skank
  • rmolin73
    skank;1193592 wrote:douchiness.
    Grown men are debating about tits so theres no room for you here. When someone decides to talk about traler trash men on the down low then you can chime in. Bitch
  • j_crazy
    Should've known this thread would end up like this.
  • hasbeen
    j_crazy;1193855 wrote:Should've known this thread would end up like this.
    all threads end up like this.
  • Midstate01
    Skyhook79;1192865 wrote:Surprised that SVF hasn't said he was banging anyones mom in this thread yet.

    I'm surprised you'd view this thread. Christian pervert came looking for pics.
  • DeyDurkie5
    j_crazy;1193855 wrote:Should've known this thread would end up like this.
    You knew this thread would be arguing about boob seams?