Soooo....Roethlisberger got married today...

• BR1986FB

  http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6796249/ben-roethlisberger-pittsburgh-steelers-married-local-church
  
  Let's take a journey to see how this all came to pass....
  
  "The Proposal"
  
  
  'Ex victims protest outside the hall"
  
  
  "Rooney's fly in for the wedding"
  
  
  "The cake topper"
  
• BR1986FB

  "Secret photos taken of the happy couple"
  
• skank

  

  Good stuff BR.
  
  Married earlier today huh? I wonder if any Brides Maids reported rapes.
• skank

  

  Wonder if Hines drove home from the reception?
• skank

  

  Wonder if Mendenhall is pissed that the wedding didn't take place in the Middle East?
• skank

  

  Wonder if Slash was Cowhers +1 at the reception?
• adog

  Wonder if Franco Harris made it to the "Immaculate" reception?
• skank

  

  Wonder where they were registered? I mean, for the gifts....Not registering for being a sex offender.
• Little Danny

  

  Mike Tomlin could not make the wedding because he was too busy playing Eric Foreman on House.
• Tigerfan00

  

  So this is the reason for the lockout, in case any rapes were reported this weekend.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Only way Ben said yes was if she said no.
• Tigerfan00

  

  Just found a picture of the wedding chapel
  
  
• Thinthickbigred

  Tigerfan00;839652 wrote:Just found a picture of the wedding chapel
  
  

  
  I just came from in there and left a nice Brown for you . Not too soft and not too hard ... Perfect
• j_crazy

  

  Was a shotgun wedding. But reversed.
• KR1245

  

  Shes a lucky woman, Ben seems like a classy, loyal guy. Def not the kind of dude that would whip his dick out around college kids in a bar.
• skank

  

  The way I look at it is, a marriage to a rapist/sex offender, is kind of like putting a rattle snake in a shoe box. Is it going to slow the snake down? Sure, but when he does get out of the box, he's gonna strike again.
• Iliketurtles

  

  skank;843784 wrote:The way I look at it is, a marriage to a rapist/sex offender, is kind of like putting a rattle snake in a shoe box. Is it going to slow the snake down? Sure, but when he does get out of the box, he's gonna strike again.

  That's how my snake gets as well.