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Rumor has it....Movie version.

  • skank
    Ok, we've covered the TV side, now, movies that Ben could remake. Just a few off the top....Let's hear yours.

    Wizard of Rape
    Rape on Elm Street
    Rapist without a cause
    Natural Born Rapist
    40 Year old rapist
    50 first rapes
    The nutty rapist
  • THE4RINGZ
    You forgot, "Big Ben comes to Washington v. McKinley game and watches the Bulldogs kick the shit out of the Tigers".
  • skank
    THE4RINGZ;774285 wrote:You forgot, "Big Ben comes to Washington v. McKinley game and watches the Bulldogs kick the shit out of the Tigers".

    Weak Ringz....Weak.
  • killer_ewok
    White Men Can Rape

    Starring Big Ben and Jim Brown
  • BR1986FB
    Planet of the Rapes
    What's Eating Gilbert Rape
    Rape Fear
    Batman 3: The Raped Crusader (soon to be in theaters)
    Sex, Lies and VideoRapes
  • killer_ewok
    Smokey and the Rapist
  • skank
    killer_ewok;774330 wrote:Smokey and the Rapist

    SMOKEY? And the rapist? SMOKEY? What, is Santonio going to co-star with him?

    That is pretty good though.
  • skank
    BR1986FB;774327 wrote:Planet of the RapesWhat's Eating Gilbert Rape
    Rape Fear
    Batman 3: The Raped Crusader (soon to be in theaters)
    Sex, Lies and VideoRapes

    I like it. The best line in the movie has to be, "Get your hands off me you damn dirty rapist."
  • skank
    The good, the bad, and the rapist
    12 Angry rapists
    The silence of the rapists
    Saving rapist Ben
    To Kill a Rapist
    Requiem for a rapist
    Inglourious rapists
    Slumdog Rapist
    There will be rape
    Million Dollar Rapist
    Butch Cassidy and the Rapist
    The Rapes of wrath
    Groundhog rape
    Rapists of the caribbean: Curse of the Quarterback
    The Man who raped Liberty Valance
    Rapist INC.
    Beauty and the Rapist
    All Raped on the western front
    Ben-Hur(t her when he raped her)
    Raping Nemo
    How to train your rapist
    Dog Rape afternoon
    Raping Miss Daisy
    Dial R for Rape
  • skank
    Porky's (No name change needed).
  • like_that
    Rapecetion
    Major Rape
    Major Rape II
    Major Rape III back to the minor league rapes
    Rapists of the Caribbean
  • skank
    Sports movie version

    The longest Rape
    All the right rapes
    The young girl raping quarterback playing Pittsbughh playboy
    Any given sunday....You can be raped
    Remember the rapist
    We are rapists
    Rapes of thunder
    Rape quest
    Enter the Dragon (wether he wants it or not)
    Space rape
    Rape dreams
    The fish that raped Pittsburgh
    61* rapes
    For love of rape

    And my personal favorite

    Bang the chick slowly
  • enigmaax
    Disney style:

    Rapeocho
    Raperella
    Ben in Raperland
    Raper Pan
    20000 Rapes Under the Sea
    Lady and the Rape
    Ben Roethlisberger, King of the Rape Frontier
    Old Raper
    Raping Beauty
    Swiss Family Rapinson
    Rapes in Toyland
    The Jungle Rape
    The Rape Bug
    The Aristorapes
    Ben Roethlisberger and the Rape Factory
    Rapin Hood
    Escape to Rape Mountain
    The Fox and the Rapist
    Who Framed Roethlis Rapist
    Beauty and the Rapist
    The Rape King
    Rape-ahontas
    Rape Story
    Ben and the Giant Rape
    A Rapist's Life
    Raper's, Inc.
    Raping Nemo
  • BR1986FB
    I don't care who they are directed at, there's some funny shit in this thread. I almost spit out my coffee this morning when I saw 'Groundhog Rape."
  • skank
    enigmaax;774698 wrote:Disney style:

    Rapeocho
    Raperella
    Ben in Raperland
    Raper Pan
    20000 Rapes Under the Sea
    Lady and the Rape
    Ben Roethlisberger, King of the Rape Frontier
    Old Raper
    Raping Beauty
    Swiss Family Rapinson
    Rapes in Toyland
    The Jungle Rape
    The Rape Bug
    The Aristorapes
    Ben Roethlisberger and the Rape Factory
    Rapin Hood
    Escape to Rape Mountain
    The Fox and the Rapist
    Who Framed Roethlis RapistBeauty and the Rapist
    The Rape King
    Rape-ahontas
    Rape Story
    Ben and the Giant Rape
    A Rapist's LifeRaper's, Inc.
    Raping Nemo

    Love em.
  • killer_ewok
    BR1986FB;774746 wrote:I don't care who they are directed at, there's some funny shit in this thread. I almost spit out my coffee this morning when I saw 'Groundhog Rape."

    Agreed.
  • Heretic
    BR1986FB;774746 wrote:I don't care who they are directed at, there's some funny shit in this thread. I almost spit out my coffee this morning when I saw 'Groundhog Rape."

    The sad/scary thing is that Groundhog Rape is an actual low-budget film directed by and starring this site's own Wes Mantooth.
  • BR1986FB
    Heretic;775023 wrote:The sad/scary thing is that Groundhog Rape is an actual low-budget film directed by and starring this site's own Wes Mantooth.

    He's not proud but it DID help put him through college. That and selling "specimens."
  • Thread Bomber
    From the classics

    The rapes of wrath

    The good the bad and the rapist

    rape wars

    the longest rape


    what's the matter, was Gilbert raped

    9-1/2 rapes


    Saturday night rapist


    To rape a mockingbird


    rape dance
  • Thread Bomber
    oh and Rapehouse!