Rumor has it....

• skank

  

  Rumor has it that Big Ben will suddenly and unexpectedly retire sometime this offseason to star in a remake of a classic TV show or sitcom, but, nobody knows what classic show or sitcom it will be. Here's some that that I thought it could be....Can you think of any other possibilities?
  
  How I raped your Mother
  I raped Lucy
  Rapist in the family
  Leave it to rapist
  R*A*P*E
  Charlies rapist
  Ben dreams of Rapes
  A little rape on the prarie
  Rape Trek
  The Rape of Eddies Mother
  Raping Pains
  Eight Rapes is Enough
  The rape boat
  One rape at a time
  Welcome back rapist
  Diff' rent rapes
  The facts of rape
  Gimme a rape
  The Golden Girls were Raped
  Joanie loves being raped
  Who's the rapist
  Boy meets rapist
  COACH....I raped someone
  The Fresh Rapist of Pittsburgh
  Just Rape me
  Man behaving badly
  Those 70 rapes
  The King of Rapes
  My wife and kids....were raped
  Unwanted sex in the city
  Yes, Dear....Ben raped me.
• Gardens35

  Planet of the Rapes
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Friday Night Rapes
  Raping Years or Wonder Rapes
  Rugrapes
  Rape and Stimpy
• enigmaax

  Would love to see him in a couple of my faves:
  
  CS I Rape Bitches
  Rape Notice
  Monday Night Rape
  Revis and Rapehead or Revis and Buttrape
  The Sorapos
  Two and a Half Rapes
  
  Maybe he could do some daytime drama to take full advantage of his target audience:
  
  One Rape to Live
  Rapes of Our Lives
  Another Rape
  The Rape and the Beautiful
  The Young and the Rapist
  Guiding Rape
  As the World Rapes
  Rape My Children
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I lold pretty hard at R*A*P*E and rugrapes.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Hogan's Rapists
  G.I. Rapist
  ThunderRapes
  The Rape Bears
  My Little Rapist
  Two Girls, a No, and a Pizza Place Bathroom
  Rapeman: The Animated Series
  Modern Rapist
  Mad Rapers
• Early Cuyler

  

  Rape Your Enthusiasm
• killer_ewok

  

  The Rape Cleveland Show
• Automatik

  

  killer_ewok;773919 wrote:The Rape Cleveland Show

  They axed that one. It became too repetitive. Same shit, different season.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Just like your posts!
• Heretic

  

  killer_ewok;773919 wrote:The Rape Cleveland Show

  
  Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!
  
  Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Heretic;773932 wrote:Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!
  
  Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.

  
  Seriously... Every time the Reds play the Pirates, I cringe. We ALWAYS seem (in my recollection) have a problem with the damned Pirates!
• Heretic

  

  And it does look like a return engagement of WRAPE In Cincinnati!
• GoPens

  

  Heretic;773932 wrote:Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!
  
  Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.

  That only happens when Hell freezes over and the Browns actually make the playoffs.
• I Am Ahab

  8 Simple Rules for Raping Your Teenage Daughter.
• Automatik

  

  GoPens;774136 wrote:That only happens when Hell freezes over and the Browns actually make the playoffs.

  
  Or when Tommy Maddox is slingin the rock!!
• BR1986FB

  (Ben's Giving) BJ('s) and the Bear.
• Heretic

  

  I Am Ahab;774157 wrote:8 Simple Rules for Raping Your Teenage Daughter.

  
  This one makes me lol.
• Automatik

  

  "Unwanted Sex In the City"
  
  lol
• cat_lover

  My Three Rapes
  Twin Rapes
  Hill Street Rapes
• killer_ewok

  

  YO! MTV Rapes