Two and A Half Men, find replacement!

• Thread Bomber

  

  
  
  That's right.. Big Ben is replacing Charlie Sheen on the CBS hit show.
  
  
  "We looked at Kobe, Iron Mike and OJ, But Ben seemed to fill the spot for the show. A serial Rapist that is not in jail is hard to come by, And we couldn't afford Kobe. Everyone was afraid if Mr. Tyson, so Ben sort of won by default". Said an anonymous CBS informant.
  
  "Of course Ben will have to work on his drug taking skills cause growth hormones do not count. His drinking skills are OK, But there is always room for improvement"
• thavoice

  Yeah, I saw the same thing scrolling on the bottom line on ESPN.
• september63

  

  LOL
• skank

  

  Will the name of the show be changed to 'two and a half rapes'?
• Art Modell

  

  Looks like Bomber is jealous. hahahaaaaa
• KR1245

  

  haha
  
  He should fit in
• september63

  

  CBS is actually now trying to get Charlie back after seeing how many tickets he has been selling for his tour.
• Tiernan

  The "new Darin" killed Bewitched...just sayin'.