Ender Wiggin's Innagural Leaders of Fail Awards.

• Ender Wiggin

  

  Im going to start handing out awards since they actually mean something apparently. By gathering data from posters on this site ive come up with awards for some of our more esteemed posters.
  
  And without further ado, Ender Wiggin's First Annual Leaders of Fail Awards!
  
  Bitch of Week...No....Foreseeable Future Award
  
  After much deliberation over many qualified bitches, a champion emerged, the quintessential Bitch of bitches. None other the one, the only, the bitch of all bitches......
  
  GoChiefs!
  GoChiefs is a funny little person who has a penchant for talking like some whiffle ball bat wielding internet vigilante, dont dare talk down to this ethug.
  GoChiefs thinks that swearing and namecalling after being made to look stupid will make things all better, maybe in his world it does, luckily no one has access to his cranium.
  GoChiefs is not above blatantly lying to try and look right and when proven he lied he either backpedals or explodes in a PMS and expletive filled rage like.........well like the Bitch of the Foreseeable Future that he is.
  GoChiefs is famous for claiming that someone was harassing him with PMs, claimed the person had PMd him first, when the truth came out that GoChiefs was the bitch who PMd someone else first, proving hes a bitch ass liar, he cried cried cried foul
  Congratulations GoChiefs, the Bitch is strong with you.
  
  Second award is the oh so precious "But but but.....I got nothing" Award.
  
  This award was a bit easier to hand out as the recipient is known around these parts as a joke. You guessed it, none other than......
  
  ytownfootball!!
  ytownfootball graces the boards with his lolworthy presence, whether hes saying something stupid that no one listens to or hes saying something to make himself feel better....no one really knows what his motives are as he seems to be the type that just talks for the sole purpose of seeing his own text.
  ytownfootball is famous for "Being Courteous and Manly" when confronting someone. He says he tried to be nice and talk to someone through private message, however when it was proven that he lied and actually tried to call someone out, he hasnt yet told ANYONE why he chose to lie instead of just tell the truth.
  ytownfootball said he has a "memory like an elephant" however he somehow cant remember how to not make himself look stupid.
  Well hopefully ytown will remember that hes the first award winner of the "But but but.......I got nothing" Award
  
  Next up is the "Yous a big fine woman wont ya back that thang up" Award.
  
  You already know who this goes to.......
  
  LJ!
  Good old LJ, was a finalist for the Bitch and Got Nothing awards for obvious reasons.
  LJ wins this one out right though due to him being the tough guy that claims things with no basis, then refuses to back them up with ANY sort of support. What he will do is try and apply his flawed definition of things and pass it off as fact. Sad really, he makes claims like a man but then tucks his johnson between his legs and runs away like a small frightenend child. We can only hope that one day that he will actually become a man, but until then hes the "Yous a big fine woman wont ya back that thang up" Award winner.
  
  Coming up now, the good old "I think I mean something!" Award.
  
  This goes to good old......
  
  Commander of Awesome!
  Commander of Awesome grew up wanting to make a difference, grew up wanting to be something, grew up reaching for the stars. Sadly all hes achieved is a topic ranking other people then referencing his own topic to validate.....well something only he knows. This sad sap needs a hug, deep down he knows hes nothing important, but as the winner of the "I think I mean something!" Award I say we all chip in and give him the greatest e-hug possible.
  
  To you Commander of Awesome, may you become as fully awesome as you think you are.
  
  The last award of the night is the "LOL" Award.
  
  It goes to the one, the (thankfully) only......
  
  Al Capone!
  Al Capone.......LOL. All thats needed.
  
  Ladies and gentlemen and punkass bitches, this concludes the first portion of the Leaders of Fail Awards. May you all aspire to be as trendsetting as the trash listed above.
• Automatik

  

  
• Ender Wiggin

  

  Automatik;654687 wrote:

  
  Good pic, summarizes our winners perfectly.
• justincredible

  

  Damn, I had my acceptance speech ready.
• september63

  

  Im not so much of a fan of any of your Mods mentioned in your post. Seriously though, who are you with your silly 855 posts to think really ANYONE cares what you think of anybody here? Are you Mr. Delusional?
• Automatik

  

  The lengths that Ender goes to argue over stupid shit is mind blowing.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  september63;654726 wrote:Im not so much of a fan of any of your Mods mentioned in your post. Seriously though, who are you with your silly 855 posts to think really ANYONE cares what you think of anybody here? Are you Mr. Delusional?

  
  Post count matters? Tell me who cares about post count? Who are you to act like ANYONE cares about post count here? Are you Mr Delusional?
  
  Idiots all over this place.
  
  Lemme guess, do you put your post count on your resume?
  
  Clown, gtfo.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  Automatik;654734 wrote:The lengths that Ender goes to argue over stupid shit is mind blowing.

  
  Thats ironic coming from you.
  
  And its not really arguing. An argument usually involves 2 intelligent parties discussing something. This place is all about baseless claims, bitches not backing up what they claim, and poeple defending themselves.
  
  I think youre a bit off there. You can try again.
• justincredible

  

  I put my post count on my resume and it actually helped me get my current job. True story.
• Automatik

  

  Ender Wiggin;654739 wrote:Thats ironic coming from you.
  
  And its not really arguing. An argument usually involves 2 intelligent parties discussing something. This place is all about baseless claims, bitches not backing up what they claim, and poeple defending themselves.
  
  I think youre a bit off there. You can try again.

  I don't see the irony. Ever heard of just dropping it? You sound like a babbling old man. Time to move on.
• september63

  

  Im just stating the obvious, you are very delusional!! No one really cares what you think. The silly rankings you are posting make you seem to be reaching for acceptance here. (No one gives a shit about my opinions either, but I dont start threads with dumbass rankings!!)
• Ender Wiggin

  

  Automatik;654746 wrote:I don't see the irony. Ever heard of just dropping it? You sound like a babbling old man. Time to move on.

  
  Once again with the irony. You do realize that you are telling this to me when it was someone else starting it back up after I was done.
  
  Go cry to someone else tiger.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  september63;654747 wrote:Im just stating the obvious, you are very delusional!! No one really cares what you think. The silly rankings you are posting make you seem to be reaching for acceptance here. (No one gives a shit about my opinions either, but I dont start threads with dumbass rankings!!)

  
  Hmm, that makes no sense, if no one cares, which they shouldnt, then why are you posting?
  
  Did you post this same boohoohoo shit in Commander of Awesomes thread that this one is parodying? I hope so. But probably not, you can kindly leave.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  justincredible;654742 wrote:I put my post count on my resume and it actually helped me get my current job. True story.

  
  Nah, that never happened and you know it.
  
  
  
  Note: Im telling you what you did. Doesnt matter if im right or not. This is a common tactic used here.
• coyotes22

  

  Ender Wiggin;654736 wrote:Post count matters? Tell me who cares about post count? Who are you to act like ANYONE cares about post count here? Are you Mr Delusional?
  
  Idiots all over this place.
  
  Lemme guess, do you put your post count on your resume?
  
  Clown, gtfo.

  
  Post counts dont matter?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
  
  SHOOOOOOOT!!!!!
• Automatik

  

  Ender Wiggin;654753 wrote:Once again with the irony. You do realize that you are telling this to me when it was someone else starting it back up after I was done.
  
  Go cry to someone else tiger.

  
  Really? Didn't you just start this dumbass thread? Just trying to help you out.
  
  
  But carry on....argue til' your hearts content.
• september63

  

  Ender Wiggin;654755 wrote:Hmm, that makes no sense, if no one cares, which they shouldnt, then why are you posting?
  
  Did you post this same boohoohoo shit in Commander of Awesomes thread that this one is parodying? I hope so. But probably not, you can kindly leave.

  
  You bet your ass I did. (LOL) I think less of him than I do of you, If that is possible!!
• justincredible

  

  Ender Wiggin;654757 wrote:Nah, that never happened and you know it.
  
  
  
  Note: Im telling you what you did. Doesnt matter if im right or not. This is a common tactic used here.

  I'm a proven liar so you are correct. It never happened.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  september63;654763 wrote:You bet your ass I did. (LOL) I think less of him than I do of you, If that is possible!!

  
  You really have no reason to have that opinion of me, you can tell you are emotional because you arent crying about the content of my posts rather than the etiquette.
  
  Its funny when people try and start shit with me because I dont....well aside from this topic, troll or anything like that. Most of Ender Wiggin love came from people who werent able to accept an opinion different than their own. My topics were never aggressive or anything. Not my fault.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  Automatik;654761 wrote:Really? Didn't you just start this dumbass thread? Just trying to help you out.
  But carry on....argue til' your hearts content.

  
  You ignored everything in the topic other than my posts it seems lol. I guess you missed what this was parodying and the preceding post.
  
  You really make this too easy. Try reading before being emotion, k sweetheart
• Ender Wiggin

  

  coyotes22;654759 wrote:Post counts dont matter?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
  SHOOOOOOOT!!!!!

  
  Well im not sure if they do or not, gotta ask september for clarification.
• coyotes22

  

  Ender Wiggin;654774 wrote:You really have no reason to have that opinion of me, you can tell you are emotional because you arent crying about the content of my posts rather than the etiquette.
  
  Its funny when people try and start shit with me because I dont....well aside from this topic, troll or anything like that. Most of Ender Wiggin love came from people who werent able to accept an opinion different than their own. My topics were never aggressive or anything. Not my fault.

  
  
• september63

  

  LOL Coyotes00 and I dont really agree on anything. Perhaps, except that Ender Wiggin is entertaining.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  september63;654801 wrote:LOL Coyotes00 and I dont really agree on anything. Perhaps, except that Ender Wiggin is entertaining.

  
  Its not hard to entertain those with simple minds. Like small children and mentally disabled children.
• coyotes22

  

  september63;654801 wrote:LOL Coyotes00 and I dont really agree on anything. Perhaps, except that Ender Wiggin is entertaining.

  
  See, Tigers and Tornadoes, CAN coexist!!!!!!