Commander's Award Leaderboard Updates

• Commander of Awesome

  

  I've been handing out weekly awards since I began posting, and due to popular demand that I begin to open my books and keep track of the awards. For many its obvious who the dumbass posters are, but here the masses who may be new to the site, they can now use this resource. Mods, would you please Sticky this thread, thank you.
  
  ITGOTW
  Internet Tough Guy of the Week
  
  1. TheDynasty -Due to recent events, Dynasty has over taken The4Ringz as OC's biggest internet tough guy, but do not despair ringz, as one of the more "senior" members (lololdlol) you can step your game up and reclaim your crown by the end of the year.
  2. The4Ringz -Had his crown taken in the last week by the coward Dynasty, but has held this title for much of the season. As the race heats up this could be interesting.
  3. Rock -A solid contributor/award winner, he tends to only hit singles with his FAILs, and thus is minor league. Perhaps he wins the panty in a bunch award, he has to improve his technique and perhaps attack a mod (4ringz on LJ, lol fail lol) or send creepy PMs to members claiming to break their legs to improve his standing.
  4. Tiger2003 - A new entry to the list. Got all pissy about someone making a comment about him needing to grow up and responded with telling them to STFU. lolmaturefaillol.
  
  THE ROCK _KNUTNE Cry Baby Bitch Post of the Week
  
  TR_KCBBPOTW
  
  Our newest award in still young, thus only one earner thus far, I have no doubt it will increase it's membership.
  
  1. Rock
  
  Now time for the major league, what I expect to be the most covenanted award on OC.
  IPOTW
  Idiot Post of the Week
  
  This is a tight race, and many deserving candidates but so far this season, I see it as such:
  
  1. Al Capwned/Art Model - This was perhaps the hardest choice, but considering he can't even log into his old account and has ALREADY been banned to the basement (lol lol lol) I felt he was deserving. If I had to chose a #1 draft pick for Idiot Poster, it would be him.
  
  2. Non - Might be a bit of a surprise for some, but not any of the Clevelanders on these forums. That's right, this moron claimed that we didn't understand football because the Browns weren't consistently in the playoffs. LOLFAIL. I guess he forgot our entire long history, not to mention Ohio State. Top 3 HOF IPOTW that fail was. He also claimed that Steelers fans were better fans because their team is better, lmao where does this delusional asshole come up with that garbage?
  
  3. TheDynasty - All you have to read are his posts in the NBA threads, or his constant Cleveland Cavs trolling to understand what a buffoon this clown is. I dont want to spend any more time of this loser, but he's always in contention on a weekly basis for IPOTW.
  
  4. Jordo - Just read one of his MLB posts, and try not to get pissed. Its very difficult, I heard Ben Stein couldn't even do it. SMH/Facepalm every time he tries to relate everything to the NBA too, its hilarious how clueless he is.
  
  5. Rock - Biggest crybaby on the boards, and thus has managed to accumulate quite the collection of IPOTW. Somebody call the wambulance for him, I'm sure him being in 5th will make him bitch and moan.
  
  6. Gibby/Mike Clark/Blanket/Red Saul/(any other fail names) - Wow, just wow. Not even sure where to start with him, he's already a HOF OC idiot, that much is known. SMH at him, he honestly might be the biggest dumbass on here.
  
  7. Automagik - Talk about a guy thats soo full of himself he gets in trouble for calling out his own name during sex. I mean this guy probably eats his own shit for dinner. This guy roots for all of shitsburgh teams and OSU? GTFO. Idiot for sure.
  
  8. Ender Wigger - I think that his user name, honestly the guy is so minor league and thus never fully remember his username, but he makes the list for a HOF post about hating cops fails to the like, he's a POS, and a long shot to win the title.
  
  9. LJ - Out first mod added to the list and for good reason. Just read his latest slap fights with about 80% of the board, and you'll soon realize while he made the list. However you might ask why he's so low on the list. Good question.
  
  10. SQ Crazies - Mental Breakdown after getting pwned so hard by the board. I believe we all remember his statement that Mo and Varejao would be HoFers (LMAO) said he'd never come back, only to come back and fail harder than ever. Now instead of being an idiot Cavs homer, hes a cavs hater and Heat fan, SMH. I cant wait for his proclamation that Haslem and Miller will be HoFers. What a POS.
  
  There are the tight races, as the season prolongs, I will provide updates. Contestants, stay on top of your game, idiocy, and for others out there for feel they deserve to be on the list, feel free to cry in here.
  
  *Edit Ranking Update - Due to Auto's recent crybaby fails, he has earned a one spot increase on the leaderboard. Congrats!
  
  *1-20-11 ITGOTW update, added a new e-hardass to the list.
  
  *1-25-11 IPOTW update to reflect the newest site "news hoax"
  
  *1-31-11 IPOTW update to reflect Jordo's "herculean effort" to shoot up the leaderboard. He claimed that Miami has too much going on in town for "fans" to attend Heat games (lolfaillol see LA...smh at the idiocy of that fail). Then has the audacity to claim that Cleveland fans "need to be taken down a notch". What a fucking dipsht. He's serious basement material is has now fully over taken dynasty as the biggest Cavs troll on the boards. Great company you keep Jordo, you pos. Keep it up, wont be long before you join Capwned.
  
  *2-10-11 IPOTW updated to reflect SQ's fail. Surprised he wasn't already on the list for his mental breakdown on the board. lolfail.
• Automatik

  

  Dude take my advice.....grow the fuck up.
  
  I can't believe you actually took the time to make this thread. lol....wow.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Automatik;642171 wrote:Dude take my advice.....grow the fuck up.
  
  I can't believe you actually took the time to make this thread. lol....wow.

  
  Thanks for proving my point about your description. Seems like you're upset with your ranking.
• Automatik

  

  Commander of Awesome;642173 wrote:Thanks for proving my point about your description. Seems like you're upset with your ranking.

  The only thing this thread proves is your ongoing stupidity. Everyone know it.....I can't believe you can't see it. Wait....yes I can.
  
  But carry on.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Automatik;642178 wrote:The only thing this thread proves is your ongoing stupidity. Everyone know it.....I can't believe you can't see it. Wait....yes I can.
  
  But carry on.

  
  Fine cry baby, I can take a hint. Geesh I'll move you up a slot.
• hoops23

  

  LOL, I find this kind of funny.
  
  It's even more funnier when somebody on the list is already getting pissed.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  agreed hoops
• dwccrew

  

  Surprising how many Pittsburgh fans are on that list. Provactive....
• bwcomet89

  I'm upset I'm not on the list. Commander, you're a queef-eating, ball-gagging, crazy-straw felching bastard that played the role of a barnyard animal at the OC mod party. That should give me an honorable mention for next week.
• KR1245

  

  Agree with Hoops and Durkie.
  
  I'm looking forward to next weeks awards
• Commander of Awesome

  

  bwcomet89;642320 wrote:I'm upset I'm not on the list. Commander, you're a queef-eating, ball-gagging, crazy-straw felching bastard that played the role of a barnyard animal at the OC mod party. That should give me an honorable mention for next week.

  
  I like where your head's at. While thats a solid attempt, its obviously a joke. Here are some examples of some HOF IPOTW.
  
  1. Idiot Ender
  
  2. Typical Capwned Garbage
  
  3. Typical Dynasty Trolling
• thedynasty1998

  

  I'd like to make my acceptance speech now:
  
  I would like to first thank Martin Luther King. Without that great man, the Post Office would have been open yesterday and therefore Commander would not have been able to take a day off from the mail room.
  
  Secondly, and more importantly, I would like to thank Commander of Awesome. He is such a loser and isn't ashamed to prove it to all by taking the time to come up with this list. Your effort is appreciated. I would also like to thank you for helping me to claim this top spot. Without you making up lies, commenting on my fiance, regularly checking my facebook page, stalking the company I work for, making a daily log for me and just an overall obsession with me, this would not have been possible. It is your creepy and stalkerish nature that lets me make the promises that I do.
  
  Lastly, I would like to thank all the others who have contributed to getting me where I am today.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  thedynasty1998;642401 wrote:my fiance.

  
  Talk about blatant lies
• CenterBHSFan

  

  I invite CoA over to the politics forum to observe. I bet if he did, he would augment and lengthen his list.
  
  Who knows - I might even make the list! YAY!!!
• Commander of Awesome

  

  That's a fair point, I have avoided the political discussion forums like the plague. I've looked in it once and decided I would never go there again.
• Heretic

  

  It'd require a new category for awards. The "Batshit Crazy Motherfucker of the Week" or something like that.
• wildcats20

  

  Commander of Awesome;642500 wrote:That's a fair point, I have avoided the political discussion forums like the plague. I've looked in it once and decided I would never go there again.

  
  Yeah, it's for sure not worth it.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  Commander of Awesome;642500 wrote:That's a fair point, I have avoided the political discussion forums like the plague. I've looked in it once and decided I would never go there again.

  If you're scared... say you're scared!
• Commander of Awesome

  

  CenterBHSFan;642537 wrote:If you're scared... say you're scared!

  
  Well it is attached to the sports forum, so there's always that excuse.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  I'm adding a new Award, which I think is clearly lacking here on the OC.
  
  I present to you:
  
  THE ROCK _KNUTNE Cry Baby Bitch Post of the Week!!!!
  
  TR_KCBBPOTW
  

  rock_knutne;642663 wrote:That post is a prime example, garbage! Do us a favor and go jump off a cliff and take the other village idiots, like that and coa with you.

  
  http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/threads/19649-Pittsburgh-Penguins-2010-2011-season-thread?p=642663&viewfull=1#post642663
  
  I think its only fitting that rock be the first named of the new award named/created in his honor. Congrats cry baby, you've earned it!
• Art Modell

  

  DeyDurkie should win the dumbest poster award for his dumbass bet with Rock and myself. Matter of fact the award should be named after him.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Sorry Capwned, that destinction belongs to you and Gibby. lolfail.
• thedynasty1998

  

  Commander of Awesome;642730 wrote:I'm adding a new Award, which I think is clearly lacking here on the OC.
  
  I present to you:
  
  THE ROCK _KNUTNE Cry Baby Bitch Post of the Week!!!!
  
  TR_KCBBPOTW
  
  
  
  http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/threads/19649-Pittsburgh-Penguins-2010-2011-season-thread?p=642663&viewfull=1#post642663
  
  I think its only fitting that rock be the first named of the new award named/created in his honor. Congrats cry baby, you've earned it!

  
  Why would that be considered a "Cry baby award"? It should be considered a Humanitarian Award, as he is giving advice to better the lives of all.
• Jester

  

  I'm still trying to figure out where all this "popular demand" for his list came from.
• Thread Bomber

  

  Commander of Awesome;642500 wrote:I looked in a vagina once and decided I would never go there again.

  
  HMMMMMMMMM?