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Tomorrow is April Fools

  • Fab1b
    So wonder what pranks/jokes/fake news/etc...will be happening tomorrow?

    Anyone planning any good pranks or anything?
  • Quint
    I think I'm going to tp my roommates' cars
  • I Wear Pants
    A new Pimps at Sea game will be announced.
  • bigkahuna
    It's my birthday!
  • Heretic
    I'm going to ban Mtrulz. And when Justin asks why I did that without permission, I'll just say "April Fools" and act like that solves everything and he has no right to question me overstepping my authority.
  • sonofsam
    I was thinking about taking a dump on a plate and sticking it in the microwave for about 20 minutes roughly about 20 minutes before my girlfriend wakes up.
  • osu45804
    I'm waiting for the $12 membership thread to be created by Justin
  • Heretic
    ^^
    So am I. I was promised a FAT paycheck to mod this site and haven't received shit yet... Justin needs to do what's right so I get my compensation!!
  • SQ_Crazies
    Hahaha, already got my roommate.

    Sitting here with my laptop and I said, "ohhhh boy, Big Ben officially charged--says evidence is overwhelming"...he freaked out. I told him he might as well take his fathead down, I let him get it half way down before I said April Fools.

    His response was, "haha, ok, game on."

    May have more to add to this thread in the morning lol.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Hahaha and my other buddy passed out on the couch, we're contemplating waking up him telling him the apartment is on fire.
  • bucks36
    leaving for work in about 10 minutes. going to set all the clocks ahead an hour so my wife will hit the panic button when she wakes up.
  • se-alum
    I'm pretty sure I'm about to get my ass kicked by my co-workers. I sent out the following email:

    "I just wanted to let everyone know, last Thursday I accepted a job as a Computer Systems Analyst for AEP. It all happened very quickly, as I had no intentions of leaving the (my place of employment), but it is an opportunity to work in the field that I went to college for. I really enjoyed my time here, and I’m glad that I got to work with a lot of good people. My final day here will be April 16th. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t gonna miss this place, but I’m also excited about the new opportunity. Thank you all for making my time here great!"

    I thought I would get a few people on it, then we'd just laugh it off. Well, a couple of the women were actually crying, didn't see that coming. I'm keeping it going though, because I'm an ass like that. I told them I was leaving at 11:30 to go complete the paperwork, which I am leaving, but for another reason. I might have to call off tomorrow and let things cool down!
  • THE4RINGZ
    Today is April Fool's Day? Shit, I thought it was yesterday when I set up the best joke ever at the Jacksonville County court system about some paperwork needing to be filed in different locations.

    Maybe my bad timing is what caused someone not to see the humor in my prank.
  • Nate
    THE4RINGZ wrote: Today is April Fool's Day? Shit, I thought it was yesterday when I set up the best joke ever at the Jacksonville County court system about some paperwork needing to be filed in different locations.

    Maybe my bad timing is what caused someone not to see the humor in my prank.
    LOL
  • j_crazy
    he got you good fucker
  • BORIStheCrusher
    I have epilepsy; maybe I should call my fiance at work and tell her I'm having a bunch of seizures and freaking out.
  • se-alum
    BORIStheCrusher wrote: I have epilepsy; maybe I should call my fiance at work and tell her I'm having a bunch of seizures and freaking out.
    Do it! It's only a good April Fools joke if someone gets genuinely pissed!
  • justincredible
    Oh man, I'm gonna get you guys good...
  • power i
    My son and his lame ass friends are sitting around calling all their father's telling them they got some girl 'preggers'. He texted me to ask if I thought his Dad would be mad. Gee, I'm sure he won't see right through that one.