You serious Clark?

• Chesapeake

  

  [size=x-large]Shitter was full![/size]
  
  
• v_falcons

  he's in deep shit too! and his scary wife..
• LJ

  

  Best movie ever...
  
  Can't wait till next thurs to watch it with my parents
• dtdtim

  "Those little lights aren't twinkling, Clark."
• Elliot Stabler

  2nd best Christmas Movie Ever
• FanOfCats

  Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
• LJ

  

  Eddie I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet
• FanOfCats

  Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
  
  Love that movie! One of my favorites! Still cracks me up everytime I see it
• Chesapeake

  

  FanOfCats wrote: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

  
• hoops23

  

  This is a thread that wouldn't have been possible somewhere else!
  
  Great f'n movie!
• KnightXC1

  

  Do you hear it? It's a small squeaking sound.
  You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant!
• DualCore

  

  Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
  Bend over and I'll show you.
• FanOfCats

  DualCore wrote: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
  Bend over and I'll show you.

  You can't talk to HER that way!
  Wasn't talking to HER
  
  
• tigerballonline

  This is my Christmas movie and Planes, trains and automobiles my thanksgiving movie.
• tigerballonline

  Lets burn some dust, eat my rubber.
• Woollums9

  Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
• ss7

  Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  Hey kids I heard on the news that an airline pilot just spotted Santa's sleigh on his radar.......
  
  Eddie: You serious Clark?
• vball10set

  Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
  
  ....and I love the "dickie" Eddie's wearing--classic!!!
• capninsano

  Ahhh I can't wait....I usually watch this on Black Friday...and about 20 other times leading up to christmas
• zambrown

  

  I can't wait to break out some Christmas movies and this is near the top of the list!
  
  Christmas Story
  Christmas Vacation
  Muppet Christmas Carol
  
  
  Jingle All the Way
• jordo212000

  

  Got it saved on the DVR and ready to go. It was on CMT a few weeks ago for some reason. haha.
• Fab1b

  

  I love this movie!!
• ss7

  tigerballonline wrote: This is my Christmas movie and Planes, trains and automobiles my thanksgiving movie.

  Planes, Trains and Automobiles is my favorite Thanksgiving movie too. It's hilarious.
• George Costanza

  "Why dont you bend over and I'll show you"