Emperor for a week …….

• Belly35

  

  For one week you ruled the world and whatever you deed became law for the next week.
  
  What would be some of your proposals/bills for that week?
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I am the goddamn King of England!!!!
  
  That will make sense to any serious fan of Tim Wilson.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  Well, I would have to say that my agenda would have two parts.
  
  1. I would make a law proclaiming an indefinite extension on my Empress state.
  
  2. Do some political housecleaning.
• ksig489

  Center beat me to it. Each week I would extend my reign by another week.
  
  I would also ban the concept of political parties and force everyone to run for office on their own ideas and merit rather than hiding behind a party that lets you get elected simply because you are their figurehead this time.
  
  I hate political parties.
  
  Also...free pizza for life.
• darbypitcher22

  

  I'd be rid of a lot of the idiots running Congress....
• Belly35

  

  Topless Friday
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I'd be a mod on freehuddle.com. Not Ohiochatter.com. That place is stoopid.
• derek bomar

  

  I'd do away with political parties and all lobbyists
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Belly35 wrote: Topless Friday

  +1
• ksig489

  All of the above.
  
  And free pizza for life.
• Heretic

  

  1. Create the ultimate harem.
  2. Copulate with harem chicks as often as my body allows (I ain't 21 anymore...body needs recovery time).
  3. During recovery time, that's when gladiator games come into play. Pretty much anyone who isn't in the harem or totally kissing my ass to be part of my court will be competing against fierce animals or elite soldiers for my amusement.
  4. That whole "pass law to extend ruling period" thing. I'll be having too much fun fucking and sending people to their deaths to give that up after only one week.
  
  Modern day Caligula, baby!!!
• redrocket

  

  abolish the welfare system
• SnotBubbles

  If I were Emperor for a week? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were an Emperor I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
• OneBuckeye

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: If I were Emperor for a week? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were an Emperor I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

  
  It took long enough for someone to get to this.
• Fred Flintstone

  I'd be happy with a weeks Emperor's package at Ceasar's. I don't need to be Emperor, too much stress.
• KnightXC1

  

  Besides extending my reign over the Earth, 2 party system would be toast, I would award myself 100 billion dollars for doing a good job, wars would be abolished and anyone who tried to start one would be sent to to camps where they would be forced to watch Teletubbies for life. Do all the good things such as feed hungry, shelter homeless, and make the world a better place.