Worst First Pitches

• Quint

  

  With opening day just around the corner, who are some of the worst first pitch throwers of all time?
  
  I guess you can post good ones for comparison . . . but I'm in the mood to laugh.
  
  I just came across this one: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/25/the-situation-first-pitch-ny-mets-baseball-jersey-shore/
  
  Jersey Shore's Situation may have abs. . . but he throws like a pussy.
• thavoice

  Cincy Mayor had one of the worst.
  
  Eventhe umpire made fun of him and pretended to toss him
• j_crazy

  

  baba booey
• stroups

  

  The first person I thought of was the Cincy mayor
  
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• Shane Falco

  
  
  
  I will take the liberty myself to say:
  
  
  WE HAVE A "WINNER"!
• charliehustle14

  Shane Falco wrote:
  
  
  I will take the liberty myself to say THIS IS THE WORST!

  There's been way worse. At least he was able to throw it in the general direction of the target.
• j_crazy

  

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• sherm03

  

  Shane Falco wrote:
  
  
  I will take the liberty myself to say:
  
  
  WE HAVE A "WINNER"!

  You serious dude? That's not even close to being the worst first pitches. Did you even watch Mayor Mark Mallory's attempt?
• sherm03

  

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• Quint

  

  Yeah. . . Obama is no where near as bad as Baba Booey's or the Mayor's! Maybe if this was the dorkiest pants thread. . .
  
  
  Sherm03's post just made me have to leave the library so I could laugh. . . the funniest part is the guy's recovery actions. I'm calling drunkenness.
• sherm03

  

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• rugbywrestler

  ^^^haha that one looked like the dude was drunk
• thavoice

  some goodones here..but the mayors i the worst still..or at least the most far off
• fortfan

  http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Mariah-Carey-First-Pitch-510652.html
• thavoice

  thanks fortfan.....
  
  MC is always S E X Y as can be
• Shane Falco

  sherm03 wrote:

  Shane Falco wrote:
  
  
  I will take the liberty myself to say:
  
  
  WE HAVE A "WINNER"!

  You serious dude? That's not even close to being the worst first pitches. Did you even watch Mayor Mark Mallory's attempt?

  Yeah I watched it.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Mariah Carey's was the worst...
• tuskytuffguy

  I have a personal story that noone here knows of. It involves my wife, who was selected to throw out a pitch at a Cleveland Indians game. The guy that threw a pitch before her was an Army recruiter, in uniform, and he didn't even make it to the dirt. My wife stepped up and put it across the plate. How's that for being shown up by a girl!
• darbypitcher22

  

  something about being surrounded by all those seats makes 60' 6" look a lot farther away for some people than it really is
• pinstriper

  How about one of the best ever?
  
  
  
  Back when we were unified as a country...a great moment.
• dont_belong

  

  ^^^ hands down the best ever. Mayor Mallory...biggest fail ever.
• baseballstud24

  pinstriper wrote: How about one of the best ever?
  
  
  
  Back when we were unified as a country...a great moment.

  The only time I liked Bush
• thavoice

  ^^So you only liked Bush one time?
  
  So......if your not into bush does that mean ur into dudes?
• baseballstud24

  My God...I knew someone would say it...Anyway, I like a shaved surface.
• thavoice

  small landing strip isnt bad either if it is well maintained.....