Poor kid..

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-baby-doesnt-have-any-friends,1839/
• Apple

  

  feeling paternal instincts zwick? Trying to deny you know the clock is ticking on you being a dad who's not the obligatory "old dad" once your kid hits high school?
  
  jk zwick... that was a funny link!
• rookie_j70

  

  the onion...awesome
• j_crazy

  

  victory in jebus.