I HATE IT WHEN....

• UA5straightin2008

  

  i'm taking a dump and when it hits the water it splashes all over my ass!!! so annoying!!
• Fab1b

  

  Oh yes hate that too!!
  
  Did you post this from the throne?
• UA5straightin2008

  

  haha no, i just got back from it though
• Glory Days

  

  Ghost Poop ~~ You know you've pooped. There's poop on the toilet paper, but no poop in the bowl.
  Teflon Coated Poop ~~ Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of poop on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet bowl to be sure you did it!
  
  Gooey Poop ~~ This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This poop leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
  
  Second Thought Poop ~~ You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize it...you've got some more.
  
  Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poop ~~ This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
  
  Bali Belly Poop ~~ You poop so much you lose 5 kilos.
  
  Right Now Poop ~~ You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
  
  King Kong or Commode Choker Poop ~~ This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of poop usually happens at someone else's house.
  
  Wet Cheeks Poop ~~ This poop hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.
  
  Wish Poop ~~ You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poop!
  
  Cement Block or Oh God Poop ~~ You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.
  
  Snake Poop ~~ This poop is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.
  
  Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) ~~ Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.
  
  Mexican Food Poop (also called Screamers) ~ You'll know it's alright to eat again when your butthole stops burning.
  
  Beer Drunk Poop ~~ This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poop doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of poop also usually happens at someone else's house.
  
  The Frightened Turtle ~~ The kind of poop that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.
  
  The Bungee Poop ~~ The kind of poop that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.
  
  The Ring of Fire Poop ~~ The kind of poop where you eat really spicy food and your butthole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.
  
  The Crippler ~~ The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.
  
  The Big Bobber ~~ The kind of poop that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.
  
  The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ~~ The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.
  
  The Incredible Hulk Poop ~~ The king of poop that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.
  
  Jack the Ripper Poop ~~ The kind of poop that yanks out your butthair as it pushes its way out.
  
  The Party Pooper ~~ The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
  
  The Toxic Gas Poop ~~ The kind of poop that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.
  
  Dirty Bowl Poop ~~ The kind of poop that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
  
  The Windy City Poop ~~ When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a poop.
  
  Oh Poop! Poop ~~ You poop so much and wipe your butt so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH ****!
  
  The Never Ending Poop ~~ It's the poop that keeps running out of your butt like pee, and just when you start wiping your butt your stomach gargles and splash, more poop runs out. This always happens after eating at K.F.C.
• justincredible

  

  No caps in thread titles.
• justincredible

  

  Oh, wait.
• Gardens35

  ...topic should probably be moved to the Politics Forum and combined with the Health care thread.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  justincredible wrote: No caps in thread titles.

  GHEY
• justincredible

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote:

  justincredible wrote: No caps in thread titles.

  GHEY

  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Yeah right, it makes you hard.
• justincredible

  

  Look at you, stickin' it to the man!
• Heretic

  

  justincredible wrote: Look at you, stickin' it to the man!

  I'd watch out...Ernest ever gets his hands on you and the thought of him "stickin' it" to you won't be a laughing matter anymore!
• wes_mantooth

  

  umm...stickin it to the man?
• justincredible

  

  Heretic wrote:

  justincredible wrote: Look at you, stickin' it to the man!

  I'd watch out...Ernest ever gets his hands on you and the thought of him "stickin' it" to you won't be a laughing matter anymore!

  True. My last post has been redacted.
• september63

  

  I hate it when...................This site seems to be very popular on serious forum (stupid shit). Entertaining on the college and pro forums. Hs football forums heated up, but didnt have much time, since site launched around Nov 11th. HS Basketball Forum just doesnt seem to have anyones interest!! The Boys state touurney and we cant get any traffic over there?
• Cleveland Buck

  

  Go advertise.
• september63

  

  Not my job. I cross post about an OHSAA Basketball Contest but nobody really cares.
• justincredible

  

  september63 wrote: Not my job. I cross post about an OHSAA Basketball Contest but nobody really cares.

  Word of mouth is the only way this site is going to get more people.
• september63

  

  justincredible wrote:

  september63 wrote: Not my job. I cross post about an OHSAA Basketball Contest but nobody really cares.

  Word of mouth is the only way this site is going to get more people.

  I hesitate to say you are missing my point. The website has grown tremendously, and you have done an excellent job providing this site. My initial point though was this. HS Basketball is the (one) forum we cant seem to generate much interest. Its not a word of mouth thing, as much as most of you crossovers from the other didnt post or read there. (Wes, not included) Most of you arent a HS basketball crowd.
• justincredible

  

  Gotcha.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  i hate it when...you f*cko's hijack my thread!!
• Fab1b

  

  Yeah get back to poop!!
• Glory Days

  

  september63 wrote:

  justincredible wrote:

  september63 wrote: Not my job. I cross post about an OHSAA Basketball Contest but nobody really cares.

  Word of mouth is the only way this site is going to get more people.

  I hesitate to say you are missing my point. The website has grown tremendously, and you have done an excellent job providing this site. My initial point though was this. HS Basketball is the (one) forum we cant seem to generate much interest. Its not a word of mouth thing, as much as most of you crossovers from the other didnt post or read there. (Wes, not included) Most of you arent a HS basketball crowd.

  if you notice, the golf forum doesnt have much interest either.
• september63

  

  Seriously? If most of you dismiss HS Basketball as a forum to generate traffic, Oh well? Everyone wants to be funny and poke fun. If you think HS basketball and golf would generate the same amount of traffic. LOL..No wonder this site has peaked, and is now leveling out.
• justincredible

  

  september63 wrote: Seriously? If most of you dismiss HS Basketball as a forum to generate traffic, Oh well?

  I certainly don't want to dismiss it.
  
  Golf, Hockey and Lacrosse were just given their own forums this past weekend.