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Hey Big Ben...

  • Al Capone
    All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
    1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
    2. He's not on the Clowns
    3. He's not on the Bungals
    4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
    The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
  • Be Nice
    4. He goes to Nevada for his whores (brothels) and Georgia because the women in Pittsburg avoid the pussy hound like the plague.

    fixed
  • Quint
    Camera adds a couple . . . hundred pounds.
  • Fab4Runner
    Al Capone wrote: All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
    1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
    2. He's not on the Clowns
    3. He's not on the Bungals
    4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
    The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
    Yes my friends and I are sooo jealous he doesn't pick our cities to commit his sexual assults. I've been dreaming of the day he'll come to the Akron area and trap me in a restroom. Pleeeeeease let it be soon!!
  • Strapping Young Lad
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    Al Capone wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
    You would hit it.:P
    No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
    Great comeback. Kudos to you.

    Fuck Pittsburgh......
  • Big_Mirg_ZHS
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    Al Capone wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
    You would hit it.:P
    No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
    +Infinity. This post is full of win!!
  • gerb131
    Did he say kudos?
  • Heretic
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    Al Capone wrote: All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
    1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
    2. He's not on the Clowns
    3. He's not on the Bungals
    4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
    The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
    Yes my friends and I are sooo jealous he doesn't pick our cities to commit his sexual assults. I've been dreaming of the day he'll come to the Akron area and trap me in a restroom. Pleeeeeease let it be soon!!
    I'm emailing the Make a Wish Foundation right now!
  • BR1986FB
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    Al Capone wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
    You would hit it.:P
    No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
    Winner, winner, chicken dinner! That's friggin' awesome.
  • BR1986FB
    dancinbear wrote: Haha, I dunno, but I never really like the guy, aside from graduating from BG and being a Browns fan....but last fall a co-worker of mine was up gambling in Detroit the night before the Steelers/Lions game and saw him in the private lounge area at 3 in the morning! The night before a game! I know the Lions are horrible, but really man, there are 6 other nights in the week. And for the record, he played like shit that day.
    Unfortunately, this is pretty common. About 8 years ago I was a bouncer at the Downtown (Cleveland) Crazy Horse and one of the Browns was in there on a Saturday night until after 2am. Had a home game the next day.
  • GoChiefs
    Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
    I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
  • royal_k
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    Al Capone wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
    You would hit it.:P
    No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
    This has to be the best comeback I've ever read on this sight! LMAO!!!!
  • FairwoodKing
    GoChiefs wrote:
    Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
    I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
    Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

    GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

    P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
  • GoChiefs
    FairwoodKing wrote: What in hell have you got???
    Zero sexual assault accusations and have yet to wreck a motorcycle...and since you asked...I'll also add in...a legal marriage. :D
  • Fab4Runner
    FairwoodKing wrote:
    GoChiefs wrote:
    Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
    I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
    Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

    GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

    P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
    I've got zero Super Bowl rings how about you? I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.
  • j_crazy
    did big ben turn the buckeyes down?
  • GoChiefs
    j_crazy wrote: did big ben turn the buckeyes down?
    I believe you have to have an offer in order for you to turn something down?
  • j_crazy
    that's what i thought.

    he turned down OSU's financial aid package in lieu of a full ride to Miami. Can't say I blame him.
  • Writerbuckeye
    He's chasing women in rural Georgia because he knows they are slow and can't out run their equally fat brothers.
  • SportsAndLady
    Fab4Runner wrote:I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.
    That's cuz I haven't charged you yet
  • FairwoodKing
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    FairwoodKing wrote:
    GoChiefs wrote:
    Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
    I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
    Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

    GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

    P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
    I've got zero Super Bowl rings how about you? I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.
    That's because you haven't been caught.
  • skank
    Yeah, Kobe....er, I mean, Ben does look fat in that picture.

    By the way Fab, that post was the funny as hell.
  • Al Capone
    In his interview after he was drafted Ben said he picked Miami over OSU because he wanted to be a nfl qb. OSU is not exactly a qb factory.
    Plus Captain Sweater Vest wanted him to be a tight end. I think he made the right choice.
  • Laley23
    FairwoodKing wrote:

    Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

    GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

    P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
    Boston Red Sox:
    World Series Champions in 2004

    New England Patriots:
    Super Bowl Champions in 2004

    ...Won trophy in same year

    ----------------------------------------

    Boston Red Sox:
    World Series Champions in 2007

    Boston Celtics:
    NBA Champions in 2008

    ....Held trophy at same time
  • LJ
    Al Capone wrote:
    Plus Captain Sweater Vest wanted him to be a tight end. I think he made the right choice.
    Falllllse