Yo mama so..

• Chesapeake

  

  Yo mama so fat, her scorer's table was lost in 1998 and never found.
• hoops23

  

  
• Chesapeake

  

  LTrain23 wrote:

  Just hold your horses!
  
  There will be some good one's.
  
  The one I posted isn't funny though.
• SQ_Crazies

  

  LOL well way to start off the thread with a bang man!
  
  Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
• SQ_Crazies

  

  Yo mama so fat we're in her right now.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Yo mama so skinny, she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.
  
  Yo mama so skinny, she has to use a cheerio as a life preserver.
  
  Yo mama so fat, she's a fat fucking bitch.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Your Mama's so Old She sat waited tables at the Last Supper
• Chesapeake

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Yo mama so fat, she's a fat fucking bitch.

  I knew somebody would come through.
• SnotBubbles

  1998 called, they want their thread back.
• Little Danny

  

  
• SnotBubbles

  ^^^
  I've been staring at this for about 2 minutes now...waiting for an animation or something to make it, make sense....
• j_crazy

  

  your mama such a whore, that her crabs have AIDS.
• Mister Twister

  Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air, AND GOT STUCK!!!
• 4cards

  

  ...Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins
• Apple

  

  ...Yo mama so ugly, the doctor slapped yo papa when she have birthed yo...
• Polar Bear 73

  Yo mama so fat, when she dances the band skips.
• Chesapeake

  

  Polar Bear 73 wrote: Yo mama so fat, when she dances the band skips.

  New one to me.
• queencitybuckeye

  Yo mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "Please, no professionals".
• gerb131

  

  Yo mommas teeth so yellow she has to brush them with a butter knife.
  Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing, she said moving.
• Polar Bear 73

  Yo mama so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.
• Gardens35

  Yo mama so fat, she entered a Fat Contest and won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place.
  
  
  Your house is so dirty...........people wipe their shoes on the way out.
• RelsonGracieBJJ

  

  You mom is so fat when god said "Let their be light" she had to move her fat ass out of the way 1st.
  
  Your mom is so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
• mallymal614

  Your momma is like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn.
• Rotinaj

  

  Yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!!
• Leonardo