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Post Something drunk.

  • Fabio
    So I'm here, its 1:49 and I discovered the Miller Lite Home Draft earlier today, so I'm drunk right now. I figured I'd make a thread specifically for those drunkards who want to post something.

    I'll go first.

    Anyone ever have a dream where Sasquatch tried to rape you after saving you from a rampaging giant Rhino?
  • Cleveland Buck
    I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
  • Fabio
    Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
    My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
  • Upper90
    Fabio wrote:
    Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
    My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
    That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
  • Fabio
    Upper90 wrote:
    Fabio wrote:
    Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
    My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
    That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
    Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.
  • sleeper
    I've only posted on here maybe once drunk, and that was after banging your MOM! LOL
  • Glory Days
    i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
  • bwcomet89
    It seems like I post on here most when I'm drunk. So in that case, frizzle widget.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
    Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
  • Glory Days
    SQ_Crazies wrote:
    Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
    Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
    just because you drink, does not make you drunk.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Just because you can get drunk, does not mean you can drink....
  • Glory Days
    SQ_Crazies wrote: Just because you can get drunk, does not mean you can drink....
    your drunk or high. thats too philosophical.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Just speakin' the truth brotha.

    Can't drink like I used to be able to as recently as a year ago, but I can still consume mass amounts of alcohol. Never in my life have I been drunk enough to not be able to type. Not sure why, just always been good at it. I've been too drunk to write--I know this because I filled out a police report once after a bar fight and the cop instantly ripped it up because he said after the first letter of my name everything else was scribbles lol. Been too drunk to walk. Been too drunk to figure out how to turn my cell phone on. The worst one might be being too drunk to put the key in the lock to unlock my house so I slept on the porch once. But for some reason I can always type and text flawlessly.
  • rookie_j70
    heyyy she's pretty cute
  • xnds1fan
    Hopefully you will never catch me posting on here while intoxicated. I have too much respect for this than that. This is serious business.
  • justincredible
    xnds1fan wrote: Hopefully you will never catch me posting on here while intoxicated. I have too much respect for this than that. This is serious business.
    Agreed.

    This thread is shenanigans!
  • Little Danny
    Is there such a thing as "Beer Googles" while posting ont he internet? Does that mean you like someone's post when your drunk, but when you get up the next morning you realize you agreed upon a dog of a post?
  • Fabio
    Little Danny wrote: Is there such a thing as "Beer Googles" while posting ont he internet? Does that mean you like someone's post when your drunk, but when you get up the next morning you realize you agreed upon a dog of a post?
    There can be beer goggles for everything. But I have no beer goggles for my post. I regret nothing!
  • Upper90
    Fabio wrote:
    Upper90 wrote:
    Fabio wrote:
    Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
    My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
    That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
    Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.
    That wasn't sarcasm at all, haha, I really laughed out loud when I read that.
  • bartsimpson
    SQ_Crazies wrote:
    Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
    Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
    Really.....now that you're sober, maybe you'll realize it should have been "our" instead of "are".......:P
  • CinciX12
    bartsimpson wrote:
    SQ_Crazies wrote:
    Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
    Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
    Really.....now that you're sober, maybe you'll realize it should have been "our" instead of "are".......:P
    Glad someone else caught that too haha.

    Maybe it was on purpose though.
  • Fabio
    Upper90 wrote:
    Fabio wrote:
    Upper90 wrote:
    Fabio wrote:
    Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
    My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
    That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
    Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.
    That wasn't sarcasm at all, haha, I really laughed out loud when I read that.
    lol well alright then!
  • Laley23
    I post on here drunk all the time. If I didnt I would never post on here. I drink way to often.
  • trackandccrunner
    Ive made a couple really bad drunken posts on here but other than that nothing to bad and I also post drunk a lot I'd say 1/4 of my posts have been drunken ones. But like SQ even when Im drunk I still spell things correctly just something I've always been able to do.
  • Shane Falco
    I'm as not think as you drunk am I... Or sumpin lke thaaaattt.