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What is this country coming to?

  • bigdaddy2003
    So my brother had my niece's 6th birthday party today and everything is going smooth until he puts this pinata up. It seems that now you don't hit a pinata until it breaks you pull a string and it is supposed to break open. Are you fucking kidding me? That is ridiculous. I mean come on it's quite simple to control a party at pinata time. You say "ok kids if it isn't your turn to try and break the pinata open stand back."
  • I Wear Pants
    Why would he buy that? They still sell regular pinatas, you should probably attack your brother.
  • bigdaddy2003
    Lol for real? I just took it for granted that he would have bought the regular ones if they still made them. I guess I will have to beat some sense into him.
  • I Wear Pants
    Last time I bought a pinata (Christmas) they were all still the regular type. I had never heard of this type until I read this thread.
  • bigdaddy2003
    Hm I don't know what the hell is wrong with my brother then. Why would they make pull string pinatas though?
  • SQ_Crazies
    Haven't you ever seen America's Funniest Home Videos? Parents are tired of getting smacked in the nuts or head with whatever they're swinging.
  • bigdaddy2003
    lol yeah man I guess I was just trying to point out this country is becoming pussified plus I have been drinking lol.
  • coyotes22
    bigdaddy2003 wrote: lol yeah man I guess I was just trying to point out this country is becoming pussified plus I have been drinking lol.
    NO!!! REALY?

    :D
  • Leonardo
    I Wear Pants wrote: Last time I bought a pinata (Christmas) they were all still the regular type. I had never heard of this type until I read this thread.
    Same!
    SQ_Crazies wrote: Haven't you ever seen America's Funniest Home Videos? Parents are tired of getting smacked in the nuts or head with whatever they're swinging.
    That shit's funny!

    The last time I was around a pinata was my cousin's birthday part last summer and the kids hit the pinata until everything part of it was destroyed.
  • brutus161
    The pull string piñatas are supposed to be for younger kids. My daughter will be three next month and we have one already bought for her party. As soon as she is big enough to swing a stick and break one, we'll go to the regular kind.
  • 4cards
    ...I wish I new how to make pinatas becuase I'd make them to look like Nancy Pelosi and sell them in DC today to all the Tea Party protesters. Shit, I'd be retired by next weekend.
  • muffy
    Just saw a regular one used last weekend.
  • pinstriper
    I was at a park last weekend and there was a bday party going on...they had a regular pinata and none of the kids could break it, so one of the adults took a swing. I think he was trying to show off to a girlfriend, he swung so hard that the bat flew out of his hand and hit a car about 30 yards away...classic. Without real pinatas this jackass would never have this story to tell his kids someday; I'm sure someone had it on video too.
  • Upper90
    LOL That's classic.
  • dwccrew
    Yes, the pull string pinatas are what is wrong with this country.
  • LJ
    Gotta love pinatas


  • dwccrew
    ^^Someone is brittle
  • Devils Advocate
    Mtrulz hand after a "wild" Friday night :P
    dwccrew wrote: ^^Someone is brittle
  • LJ
    dwccrew wrote: ^^Someone is brittle
    She got whacked full force with an axe handle.
  • SQ_Crazies
    pinstriper wrote: I was at a park last weekend and there was a bday party going on...they had a regular pinata and none of the kids could break it, so one of the adults took a swing. I think he was trying to show off to a girlfriend, he swung so hard that the bat flew out of his hand and hit a car about 30 yards away...classic. Without real pinatas this jackass would never have this story to tell his kids someday; I'm sure someone had it on video too.
    Why are you creeping on people at the park? lol
  • BCSbunk
    SQ_Crazies wrote:
    pinstriper wrote: I was at a park last weekend and there was a bday party going on...they had a regular pinata and none of the kids could break it, so one of the adults took a swing. I think he was trying to show off to a girlfriend, he swung so hard that the bat flew out of his hand and hit a car about 30 yards away...classic. Without real pinatas this jackass would never have this story to tell his kids someday; I'm sure someone had it on video too.
    Why are you creeping on people at the park? lol
    What is creeping on people at the park? What does that mean?
  • rookie_j70
    pinstriper wrote: I was at a park last weekend and there was a bday party going on...they had a regular pinata and none of the kids could break it, so one of the adults took a swing. I think he was trying to show off to a girlfriend, he swung so hard that the bat flew out of his hand and hit a car about 30 yards away...classic. Without real pinatas this jackass would never have this story to tell his kids someday; I'm sure someone had it on video too.
    thats awesome, i bet he felt like an asshole