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Joslyn James reveals Tiger Woods text messages (NSFW)

  • Sonofanump
    No Turkey, unless it is a club sandwich.
  • thedynasty1998
    Pretty shitty website. Just text after text, half of them are pointless or you don't even know what the hell they are talking about.
  • bases_loaded
    Where are her txts?
  • vdubb96
    Some of the stuff he said had me rollin'!!!! He was into about everything imaginable!!! :) GOLDEN SHOWER!!!! HAHAHAHHA
  • ohiotiger33
    Lol, i mean I don't think this is more than anyone expected. But curiosity had me reading them all. I am sure she was rolling with most of the crazy sounding text messages. Probably not a one way street. My favorite was the last; Tiger foreshadowed his whole situation:

    "You almost ruined my whole life."


    Wow.
  • ohiotiger33
    TMZ is reporting that Tiger won all 3 tournaments referenced in the texts. Talk about multi-tasking.
  • krambman
    What's amazing is that he won two of the tournaments he referred to in those texts. He won the Bridgestone by 4 and the BMW by 8. If he can do that while sleeping around and trying to keep it a secret, I can't wait to see what he can do when actually focused on golf!
  • TBone14
    Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
    Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

    Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
    Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

    LoL. Tiger is the man.
  • Fab1b
    Straight pimp
  • bases_loaded
    Am I the only one that thinks they lose validity if she doesn't include her txts?
  • derek bomar
    bases_loaded wrote: Am I the only one that thinks they lose validity if she doesn't include her txts?
    you're the only one
  • Upper90
    bases_loaded wrote: Am I the only one that thinks they lose validity if she doesn't include her txts?
    Doesn't lose validity, but it doesn't make a ton of sense without hers, either. At least on some of them.
  • Upper90
    Tiger is definitely all about the phrase "wear you out".

    Plus, I really laughed out loud at:

    "Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
    Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

    Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
    You didnt answer the question

    Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
    Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

    Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
    Does that excite you at all or no"
  • FatHobbit
    Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
    Funny to me that she almost ruined his whole life. What a dumb ass.
  • Upper90
    I usually don't love comment sections, but this comments section is full of LOL.
  • just_a_swimmer
    wow, he is some other person for sure.
  • rookie_j70
    tiger is my hero
  • Hb31187
    I pictured all those conversations as if he was the character on the Chappelle shows racial draft lol
  • THE4RINGZ
    I finally became a fan of Tiger after reading these messages. I like the way that cat operates.
  • End of Line
    Damn Tiger, wtf.
    Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
    I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp.

    Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
    Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

    Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
    Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
    Hahaha.
  • O-Trap
    I don't see the big deal. We knew he was doin' this stuff already. Reading him talk about it doesn't really change anything.
  • Con_Alma
    It's not a big deal. It's just further clarification. That's all.
  • O-Trap
    Ah. Gotcha. Couldn't figure out what these texts were supposed to be revealing.
  • tk421
    I hope Tiger was current on all his shots.