An odd relationship situation

• thavoice

  Have a friend, lets call him......yourvoice.
  
  He is goin to be leaving for about 6 months with limited contact. Very limited.
  
  The woman wants to 'break up' when they are apart. Why? Because if they are still dating she would miss him too much than if they were bf/gf.
  
  Huh. that sounds kinda f'd up
  
  yourvoice believes it wants to be done so she can "legally" play around during that time. She contests that is not the case but it will be easier on the feelings if they break up before he leaves and get back together when he comes back.
  
  yourvoice has an issue with it about the whole playing around thing. her only answer is she wouldnt, but that he could also play when he is around. well....what he will be doing wont really be condusive to that.
  
  So..what say you? so i can pass this info to my buddy..
• GoChiefs

  

  I'll just get it out of the way early...do her best friend.
• Nate

  She wants another penis.
• karen lotz

  

  Keebler wrote: She already has another penis.

  more accurate.
• Cleveland Buck

  

  karen lotz wrote:

  Keebler wrote: She already has another penis.

  more accurate.

  ^ The correct answer. Tell her ok, then go fuck her mother. Then ask her if she still wants to get back together when you come back.
• Fab1b

  

  Yep she is getting a pokin!!
• bcubed

  

  Does she have a sister?
• SQ_Crazies

  

  LOL, classic bitch. If your friend isn't smart enough to realize that what he assumes is fact regardless of what she says then he's in trouble anyways...
• gorocks99

  

  Tell him to PIIHB before he leaves, then break up with her.
• Angel

  Does seem odd. Break up permanently.
• darbypitcher22

  

  she's ridin' the hobby horse with somebody else
• Apple

  

  Not good for yourvoice. He should end it if he has the goal of a permanent relationship.
• se-alum

  

  Does yourvoice have unique military training in which he can make people disappear?
• CenterBHSFan

  

  Dump her. Tell YouVoice to find a miss who knows enough of what she's about than to strategize how to color outside the lines.
• Writerbuckeye

  

  Tell your friend to run away.
  
  And don't look back.
• sleeper

  

  Yeah she's definitely either already banging some dude on the side or she has this dude that she wants to bang on the side.
  
  Drop the hoe, but at least have sex with her one more time, extra lube, I hope you know what to do with that.
• detectivegibbles

  Do we not curbstomp anymore on the huddle, I mean chatter...
• Nate

  If she isn't willing to be away from you for 6 months than she has no intentions of being with you in the long run. End it now, save the wait and bang every piece of ass before you leave and make sure she finds out.
• september63

  

  Sorry about ur luck thavoice...................err, urvoice....... Time to go fishing.
• thavoice

  Yourvoice doesn't believe she bangin another right now. Some good stuff here and ill pass it along
  
  Seems pretty cool and all now but the contention is when he s gone she's legal to do any dude she wants without breaking the rules.
  
  
  Pretty fucked up if u ask me
• september63

  

  Yea. nice hypothetical situation. Except thavoice, I think ur screwed! Sorry bout that.
• thavoice

  Just wait till u hear the kicker tomorrow..
• Cleveland Buck

  

  She's getting dicked right now.
• enigmaax

  gorocks99 wrote: Tell him to PIIHB before he leaves, then break up with her.

  Make sure its good and clean first...like, follow her to work and stuff to be sure she didn't see her other boyfriend that day.
  
  Then that night, pound that ass til it hurts. When you're done, tell her that was a going away present for her boyfriend and throw the bitch out tha door.
  
  Damn, some of these solutions are so easy.
• Cleveland Buck

  

  'Yourvoice' should be out getting some strange pussy anyway, he shouldn't be worried about who or what the whore is doing.