Hostess Fruit Pies

• ytownfootball

  

  Am I the only one here who thinks that lighters in the hands of prisoners is probably not only disallowed but a bad idea?
• Timber

  ytownfootball wrote: Am I the only one here who thinks that lighters in the hands of prisoners is probably not only disallowed but a bad idea?

  Yes... I can picture that crazy assed smile of Donald Sutherland in Backdraft ... talking about the love and admiration for the beauty of fire. lol
• Angel

  The thread title brought back memories. I haven't had a hostess fruit pie since I was a kid. It was a special treat that we didn't get often because they were purchased for Dad's lunch.
  Cherry flavor was my favorite.
• Ghost Rider

  Other memories of the hostess pie is some inmates would put them in the ass section of their pants. And whenever they sensed trouble coming at them, they would simply sit down on the pie creating a situation where the guards thought you was releasing bodily fluids. They would immediately take you to your cell, thereby saving you from an assault.
• Fab1b

  

  Wow dude, but hey some hostess fruit pies saved some one an ass whoopin or ass raping so be it!
  
  
  Note to self, ever get sent to prison smuggle in assload of hostess fruit pies!!
• mattinctown

  Ghost Rider prison posts: GOAT
• ytownfootball

  

  Hostess prison fruit pie > prison shank
• tigerballonline

  They has a vanilla pie that had a chocolate covered crust back in the late 80's, those things were awesome.
• DESCENTdmc

  Fab1b wrote:

  Eric Taylor wrote: Kroger carries them on a pretty regular basis.

  No Krogers where I live

  well if you state didnt hate unions we could provide you with lovely pies on a regular basis
• Con_Alma

  We used to call these Lard Cakes because of the ingredients used to make them.
• Heelz

  

  Love these things although they are not good for you at all. Cherry is bomb, I feel bad for most of you these pies are in every gas station around the Lima area.
• BR1986FB

  Well this thread is a surefire way to get you off carbs. Mmmmm....butt pie!
• WebFire

  They have these at my local gas station (town of about 1500). It's hard to imagine they are that hard to find.
• baseballstud24

  Ghost Rider wrote: Other memories of the hostess pie is some inmates would put them in the ass section of their pants. And whenever they sensed trouble coming at them, they would simply sit down on the pie creating a situation where the guards thought you was releasing bodily fluids. They would immediately take you to your cell, thereby saving you from an assault.

  Good Lord!...That's genius!
  
  I love me some chocolate Hostess pies!...The first few bites are heavenly...but then they get a little rich for me.
  
  We have a ton of them at our local gas stations.
• se-alum

  

  I was also wondering why they were hard to find. The only thing close to me is a couple country gas stations, and they always have them.
• september63

  

  We have a Wonderbread thrift store here. I just bought 6 ea. of the Apple and Cherry on Monday. (.70 cents apiece). Also love the orange cupcake things.
• Fab1b

  

  They are hard to find in my area even at the gas stations/corner stores for some reason!
• Nate

  Fab1b wrote: They are hard to find in my area even at the gas stations/corner stores for some reason!

  Would you like some shipped to you?
• Fab1b

  

  Well hell yes my friend!
• GoChiefs

  

  Fab1b wrote: Well hell yes my friend!

  They are in every gas station/corner store up here.
• Fab1b

  

  It’s a conspiracy Chiefs, they know I am here and now all fruit pies are banned from corner stores/food marts/gas stations!!
• Eric Taylor

  Every gas station in town has them.
  
  You could really clean up on them the next time your up this way.
• Nate

  Fab1b: If you really want me to ship some down, let me know. I'm sure I could arrange a shipment.
• Mister Twister

  Isn't it against the law to ship sex toys across state lines?
• Fab1b

  

  Only the pudding ones I guess can be considered sex toys. Keebler I am gonna make another trip to the Hostess store and see if I can stock up, if they are low I'll shoot ya a PM we will set something up, thanks bro!!