you gotta be kidding me

• derek bomar

  

  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/16/donna-simpson-nj-woman-ea_n_501245.html
  
  i'm at a loss for words
• wes_mantooth

  

  I overheard this on the radio this morning. It is crazy that people actually pay to watch her eat.
• Firad

  

  Unbelievable.
• Fab1b

  

  People pay that fat slob just to watch her eat, damn I'm in the wrong business!! Grocery bills of $750 a week, WTF??
• SnotBubbles

  I'd hit it...
• Glory Days

  

  Simpson supports her diet with money earned from a website where people pay to watch her eat.

  "I love eating and people love watching me eat," she said. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

  that about sums it up.
• Fab1b

  

  ^with a sledgehammer!
• GoChiefs

  

  Yeah..heard this on the radio too..sad thing is she has a 2 yr old child. Here's the part that cracks me up.
  
  "She insists she's healthy despite the fact that she cannot walk more than 20 feet independently."
  
  Riiiiigggghhhhtttt..sure ya are.
• Glory Days

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: I'd hit it...

  not sure how. you would need a forklift just to get access.
• SnotBubbles

  Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!

  Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????
  
  I know the answer. Zero.
  
  You'd be a legend.
• teh awsum juan

  how was it medically possible for her to have a child?
• Fab1b

  

  SnotBubbles wrote:

  Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!

  Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????
  
  I know the answer. Zero.
  
  You'd be a legend.

  I'd have to cover her in pudding and just dive in
• SnotBubbles

  Fab1b wrote:

  SnotBubbles wrote:

  Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!

  Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????
  
  I know the answer. Zero.
  
  You'd be a legend.

  I'd have to cover her in pudding and just dive in

  Seriously, she eats 12,000 calories a day....do you think the pudding would actually make it to her skin???? It would be gone as soon as you cracked open the can!
• majorspark

  

  Her 150 lb husband supports her?
• queencitybuckeye

  SnotBubbles wrote: How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????
  

  In your part of the state? Far from unheard of.
• rookie_j70

  

  majorspark wrote: Her 150 lb husband supports her?

  must be a real chubby chaser. dont get me wrong ive fucked a few girls with some meat on thier bones, but even i draw the line somewhere
• derek bomar

  

  teh awsum juan wrote: how was it medically possible for her to have a child?

  test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby
• capninsano

  wtf...someone just suffocate her with a pillow
• Fab1b

  

  capninsano wrote: wtf...someone just suffocate her with a pillow

  Pillow is too small, will have to use a mattress
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  Chicks like that are a dime-a-dozen at any Golden Corral buffet.
• teh awsum juan

  derek bomar wrote:

  teh awsum juan wrote: how was it medically possible for her to have a child?

  test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby

  no, i know she was fat when she had the baby, i'm just wondering how she didn't crush her lady parts with all that extra weight making it impossible for her to have one.
• ytownfootball

  

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Chicks like that are a dime-a-dozen at any Golden Corral buffet.

  If you want to feel comforted by your current station in life in general, visit your local Golden Corral.
• GoChiefs

  

  derek bomar wrote: test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby

  According to the radio..everything was 'natural'. No drugs or procedures. She weighed over 500lbs when she had the child..hence setting the record for worlds fattest mom.
• derek bomar

  

  GoChiefs wrote:

  derek bomar wrote: test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby

  According to the radio..everything was 'natural'. No drugs or procedures. She weighed over 500lbs when she had the child..hence setting the record for worlds fattest mom.

  dude must have an epic dong then
• september63

  

  Paying to just watch her eat? Oh no, there must be some sickos that give themselves sexual gratification watching her eat a large pizza in 4 minutes.