Thats what she said

• stroups

  

  Whats your best "thats what she said" moment?
  
  
  Mine is, me and this girl were playing Wii
  
  Me: Hey its your turn
  
  Her: Hold on..let me put my strap on
  
  Me: Thats what she said
• capninsano

  Last night at Olive Garden
  
  Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box
  
  Me: That's what she said.
  
  She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Her (to me): You fail at starting threads, just like you fail at sex.
  
  Me: That's what she said.
  
  Her: You fail at "that's what she said" come backs too.
• dat dude

  capninsano wrote: Last night at Olive Garden
  
  Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box
  
  Me: That's what she said.
  
  She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.

  lol, thats a great one. I cant remember any personally but I did get this picture in an email awhile back:
  
  
• VikingFan

  ^^^Bahahaha...Jr High
• j_crazy

  

  At a flow assurance meeting earlier this week:
  
  Regarding the difference between 4" piping insulation and 8" piping insulation
  
  Him: I've seen 4". But what does 8" look like?
  
  Me: That's what she said.
  
  Him: GTFO. (seriously he just laughed).
• baseballstud24

  Man...I have some good ones lately...I wish I could remember them...I'm a teacher and there are some that I could get my students on big time haha
  
  I'd probably get canned
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• Thunder70

  

  Wife: You need help taking off your socks?
  
  Patient: Yeah. Maybe if you just yanked it real hard, it will come...
  
  Wife: That's what she said.
  
  Patient: Off.
• Laley23

  

  This is the best I ever heard. I think it was SVP and Mike Tirico on their radio show. It was when March was approaching and SVP was giving updates during the show.
  
  SVP - South Carolina not gonna get that at large bid as they lose to Mississippi State by 14 (I think score and team is right)
  Tirico - Man, the 'cocks got pounded
  SVP - Thats what she said.
• skank

  

  dat dude wrote:

  capninsano wrote: Last night at Olive Garden
  
  Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box
  
  Me: That's what she said.
  
  She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.

  lol, thats a great one. I cant remember any personally but I did get this picture in an email awhile back:
  
  

  I like that kid. Reading that letter made me literally LOL.
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  One of the hot managers was going some cleaning in the kitchen at work and in a sarcastic voice goes.
  
  Manager: Man this is Really Hard
  
  Me: Thats was she said.
• rookie_j70

  

  give that kid an award not a detention
• RLDE34

  Professor walks up to a group of my friends and me after the first day of class.
  
  Professor: So what did you guys think?
  
  Friend: We were just saying how it was good for a first lecture and we might actually come to class.
  
  Professor: Well, after we're done you're not gonna want to come.
  
  Me: That's what she said.
• skank

  

  I was trimming the lawn one day and had my mower in the drive, blocking the garage, the wife pulls in, gets out, and says, "You wanna put it in when you're done?" Clearly meaning pull the car in the garage when I'm done mowing, my response, "sure, and after that I'll put the car in the garage".