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• sleeper

  

  Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?
• sleeper

  

  *crickets*
  
  /end thread.
• sleeper

  

  Also, cocks.
• Speedofsand

  

  sleeper wrote: Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?

  They don't. They just tell you that to get rid of you.
• sleeper

  

  Speedofsand wrote:

  sleeper wrote: Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?

  They don't. They just tell you that to get rid of you.

  Your mom never mentioned your dad LOL
• hoops23

  

  
• El Jefe Grande

  Don't sweat them beezys.
• sleeper

  

  I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.
• ytownfootball

  

  All beautiful, intelligent, funny women attend Ohio State
  
  All have boyfriends
  
  Make friends with the admissions staff
  
  Problem solved
• sjmvsfscs08

  sleeper wrote: I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.

  Well if they're truly intelligent then they'd know you'd be loaded with STDs by this point and they conjured up some boyfriend...
  
  sleeper does bring up a solid point though, that the boyfriends of beautiful, intelligent, and funny women typically realize how lucky they are and don't fuck it up.
• Sage

  

  Why would you want a girlfriend during college anyway?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• mtrulz

  I might like this beautiful, intelligent, funny senior girl.
• bamagirl

  sleeper wrote: I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.

  No worries that line will rope them right in.
• wes_mantooth

  

  There is not a woman on earth with all three of those characteristics.
• hasbeen

  

  wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.

  Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Sage wrote: Why would you want a girlfriend during college anyway?

  Don't start w/ that nonsense...
• j_crazy

  

  sleeper wrote: I only get ass when my hand breaks through the toilet paper. And even then, it's shitty.

  fixed
  
  
  
• bamagirl

  pnhasbeen wrote:

  wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.

  Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.

  Good point. If you had to pick two you would want what would they be?
  
  I am going to go with smart and funny....he has gotta make me laugh and if he cannot carry an intelligent conversation forget it.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Funny and smart.
  
  Although, I would prefer funny and slutty.
• royal_k

  

  Beautiful and dumb = slut = goat
• se-alum

  

  bamagirl wrote:

  pnhasbeen wrote:

  wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.

  Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.

  Good point. If you had to pick two you would want what would they be?
  
  I am going to go with smart and funny....he has gotta make me laugh and if he cannot carry an intelligent conversation forget it.

  You're definitely in the minority of women.
• bamagirl

  se-alum wrote:
  You're definitely in the minority of women.

  Yeah but see I don't see why. Cause looks are temporary. I agree there has to be an attraction. But the bottom line is it's a persons personality that you fall in love with. When your with someone they usually get more attractive to you as time goes on, I don't think that is because of looks but personality.
  
  Never understood people who want to date complete morons, you have to have something to talk about. Laughter is needed to get through life so ya gotta have someone who makes you laugh.
• sleeper

  

  wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of those characteristics.

  LOL
  
  Yeah, it should be funny beautiful intelligent, choose 2.
• Websurfinbird

  

  bamagirl wrote:

  se-alum wrote:
  You're definitely in the minority of women.

  Yeah but see I don't see why. Cause looks are temporary. I agree there has to be an attraction. But the bottom line is it's a persons personality that you fall in love with. When your with someone they usually get more attractive to you as time goes on, I don't think that is because of looks but personality.
  
  Never understood people who want to date complete morons, you have to have something to talk about. Laughter is needed to get through life so ya gotta have someone who makes you laugh.

  100% agreed. If you can't have a conversation what else do you got?