Happy 70th Birthday to............

• se-alum

  

  
• Woollums9

  holy shit.
• FatHobbit

  

  Wow. I can't believe he is that old.
• power i

  

  
• DeyDurkie5

  

  I just pissed my pants...
• darbypitcher22

  

  he's 70?!? holy hell
• 4cards

  

  ...He may be 70 but his hair is only 52
  
  Still a bad mother fucker!
  
  
• Fab1b

  

  Oh my god, 70?????
• justincredible

  

  Chuck is ageless.
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  No Chuck Norris post is complete without the most fantastic Youtube in the history of life:
  
  
• se-alum

  

  Fab1b wrote: Oh my Chuck, 70?????

  Fixed it!
• Little Danny

  

  Chuck Norris is 70
  Clint Eastwood turns 80 in May
  Sylvester Stallone turns 64 this summer
  Arnold will be 63
  
  All the tough guys are fading away into old age.
• gerb131

  

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: I just pissed my pants...

  LOL Damn 70 thats crazy. Wonder how old that horse is from Walker?
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  I am sure you guys already know this trick, but trying typing "where is Chick Norris" into a Google Search engine and hit the I'M FEELING LUCKY button .... classic
• gerb131

  

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: I am sure you guys already know this trick, but trying typing "where is Chick Norris" into a Google Search engine and hit the I'M FEELING LUCKY button .... classic

  That one is great.
• bcubed

  

  Still kicking Ass at 70!
• I Wear Pants

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: I am sure you guys already know this trick, but trying typing "where is Chick Norris" into a Google Search engine and hit the I'M FEELING LUCKY button .... classic

  If you're using Firefox type "about:robots" into the url bar.
• justincredible

  

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: I am sure you guys already know this trick, but trying typing "where is Chick Norris" into a Google Search engine and hit the I'M FEELING LUCKY button .... classic

  Would be funnier if that we an actual Google page. Still hilarious.
• se-alum

  

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: I am sure you guys already know this trick, but trying typing "where is Chick Norris" into a Google Search engine and hit the I'M FEELING LUCKY button .... classic

  Is Chick Norris Chuck's sister?
• Speedofsand

  

  
• dwccrew

  

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: I just pissed my pants...

  So did 70 yr. old Chuck Norris.
• ZombieKiller

  the man doesn't age