Would You Give it Up?

• ernest_t_bass

  

  Hypothetical situation here, from a discussion with a friend.
  
  I have two friends. Let's call them Felatio and Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is a man who loves gifts that his girlfriend, Felatio, gives him. She used to give him gifts all the time, but since they've been together for a while, the gifts have slowed down. One of the reasons the gifts have slowed down is because Felatio feels that if her boyfriend, Cunnilingus, can't give her gifts, then she feels she doesn't need to return the favor. Cunnilingus liked giving her gifts at first, but only because he like the return gifts. Anymore, he just wants her to give him gifts. He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place. So, what Cunnilingus has decided... instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has just stopped asking for her gifts as well. He loves receiving them, but he feels it isn't worth it.
  
  What would you do? My friend is having an awful time here.
• OneBuckeye

  

  Wow... that couldn't be more confusing.
• enigmaax

  Clearly Felatio is getting gifts from other men. Dude should dump that skanky ho.
• berry

  non-abrasvie syphon hose
• FatHobbit

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Hypothetical situation here, from a discussion with a friend.
  
  I have two friends. Let's call them Felatio and Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is a man who loves gifts that his girlfriend, Felatio, gives him. She used to give him gifts all the time, but since they've been together for a while, the gifts have slowed down. One of the reasons the gifts have slowed down is because Felatio feels that if her boyfriend, Cunnilingus, can't give her gifts, then she feels she doesn't need to return the favor. Cunnilingus liked giving her gifts at first, but only because he like the return gifts. Anymore, he just wants her to give him gifts. He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place. So, what Cunnilingus has decided... instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has just stopped asking for her gifts as well. He loves receiving them, but he feels it isn't worth it.
  
  What would you do? My friend is having an awful time here.

  I think in this case you have to be willing to give to be able to receive.
• pepperpot

  I think someone needs some sleep................
• FatHobbit

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place.

  Didn't she just have a baby? I think you need to give her a break here. lol
• Devils Advocate

  

  Sometimes, these situations leave you with a bad taste in your mouth........
• captain_obvious

  hmmm, something smells fishy about this story...
• Nate

  I think she needs to trim the hedges first before worrying about receiving presents.
• raiderbuck

  It's 2010...tell your friend to man up and go down on her
• enigmaax

  "instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has............."
  
  
  ....decided to tell a couple thousand people on a message board that his wife's puntang stinks?
• dwccrew

  

  ^^^^Win
• mcburg93

  

  Tell wls_color it will only hurt for a little while you'll only stick the head of it in he will understand and let you have your way.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Proper safety equipment is essential
  
  
  
  Better use the Buddy system.
• 4cards

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Hypothetical situation here, from a discussion with a friend.
  
  I have two friends. Let's call them Felatio and Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is a man who loves gifts that his girlfriend, Felatio, gives him. She used to give him gifts all the time, but since they've been together for a while, the gifts have slowed down. One of the reasons the gifts have slowed down is because Felatio feels that if her boyfriend, Cunnilingus, can't give her gifts, then she feels she doesn't need to return the favor. Cunnilingus liked giving her gifts at first, but only because he like the return gifts. Anymore, he just wants her to give him gifts. He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place. So, what Cunnilingus has decided... instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has just stopped asking for her gifts as well. He loves receiving them, but he feels it isn't worth it.
  
  What would you do? My friend is having an awful time here.

  ...he needs to giver her THIS gift, so she can give him his gift and then he can start giving her gifts......shit now I'm confuesed:huh:
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• SportsAndLady

  

  Tell your friend to stop being such a faggot and eat that god damn pussy.
• Sonofanump

  Couples shower followed by same time.
• Speedofsand

  

  enigmaax wrote: "instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has............."
  
  
  ....decided to tell a couple thousand people on a message board that his wife's puntang stinks?

  ROTFLMAO
• justincredible

  

  This thread is gross.
• vball10set

  ^^^LOL---only in America,baby!!!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  FatHobbit wrote:

  ernest_t_bass wrote: He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place.

  Didn't she just have a baby? I think you need to give her a break here. lol

  LOL, we're not talking about me, honest.
• FatHobbit

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote:

  FatHobbit wrote:

  ernest_t_bass wrote: He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place.

  Didn't she just have a baby? I think you need to give her a break here. lol

  LOL, we're not talking about me, honest.

  Suuuuuuuuuure. In that case I stick with my original answer. You have to give if you want to receive.
• Timber

  One of my all time favorite quotes....
  "Show me a man that wont eat p---y, and I will show you a woman that can be had!"
• BORIStheCrusher