Tiger Woods Announces His Return...

• se-alum

  

  to sex!!
  
  Gotta love The Onion!
  
  NSFW
  
  http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to
• TBone14

  

  Very funny stuff.
• ohiotiger33

  

  The onion is some of the most consistent hilarious comedy in any medium.
• j_crazy

  

  some of the best writing I've ever seen (ESPN take note):
  

  The Onion wrote:He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major fuckfest in Augusta, GA.

• Timber

  I have been to the clarion... I am quite certain my time there could not compete with Tiger's... Although I had a great time... LOL