Proposed Douche Tax.

• Devils Advocate

  

  In order to reduce the Federal Deficit, I propose to initiate a Federal Douche tax.
  
  It works like this, If you call someone a douche, The Fed charges you 1.00. If you call someone a douche bag, it will cost you a Buck Fitty.
  
  If you go to the store and order a douche and need it NO CHARGE.
  
  By my projections we will be out of debt by the yeat 2014 if we do not increase spending.
  
  Bankruptcy will however will increase 450 percent by 2012.
• GoChiefs

  

  The tax from the huddlers on this site alone would take care of the national debt if that took place!
• Devils Advocate

  

  ^ I would be out about 12.50 so far today
• SQ_Crazies

  

  You're a douche.
• vball10set

  sportsandlady could subsidize the entire West Chester school district
• O-Trap

  

  I'd change it to the "Umm" tax or the "Like" tax.
  
  Our young generation would be in the hole BIG time.
• sleeper

  

  This would bankrupt the entire University of Miami(OH).
• O-Trap

  

  sleeper wrote: This would bankrupt the entire University of Miami(OH).

  It'd bankrupt the FACULTY members of the U of Akron.
• september63

  

  I thought it meant I was going to be taxed DOUBLE for things at the store?
• NNN

  

  I think it needs to be structured more like this.
  
  - 100% sales tax on green team apparel for a team that doesn't have green in the color scheme
  - $500 tax on non-Irish wearing green on March 17
  - 200% tax on spray tan
  - A savage beating for any non-Irish getting drunk on March 17 who can't identify the major holiday of the country their family actually comes from
• O-Trap

  

  NNN wrote: I think it needs to be structured more like this.
  
  - 100% sales tax on green team apparel for a team that doesn't have green in the color scheme
  - $500 tax on non-Irish wearing green on March 17
  - 200% tax on spray tan
  - A savage beating for any non-Irish getting drunk on March 17 who can't identify the major holiday of the country their family actually comes from

  This!!!
  
  (BTW, today is the celebrated holiday for us Welshmen: March 1st, St. David's Day, and I'm wearing my yellow. )
• Gardens35

  O-Trap wrote: I'd change it to the "Umm" tax or the "Like" tax.
  
  Our young generation would be in the hole BIG time.

  ...ya know, I see what you're sayin'. See what I'm sayin'?