Woman says love handles saved her life

• Fab1b

  

  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_love_handles_shooting

  ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side.

  
• tk421

  

  I think calling those love handles is a bit of a stretch. At some point, they become just plain old fat rolls. I think she's crossed that point.
• osudarby08

  

  hahahahaha
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  girls love excuses to be fat.
• Fab1b

  

  2 girls having a conversation about this:
  
  Girl 1: Girl, you hear about that lady that got shot but her love handles saved her life?
  
  Girl 2: I sure did girl, wanna hit McDonald's for lunch?
  
  Girl 1: You know I do
  
  On the way out both girls say: All these skinny bitches up here eating salads gonna die if they get shot!
• rugbywrestler

  Fab1b wrote: 2 girls having a conversation about this:
  
  Girl 1: Girl, you hear about that lady that got shot but her love handles saved her life?
  
  Girl 2: I sure did girl, wanna hit McDonald's for lunch?
  
  Girl 1: You know I do
  
  On the way out both girls say: All these skinny bitches up here eating salads gonna die if they get shot!

  haha
• ts1227

  

  That's more like a railing than a handle.
• Speedofsand

  

  here's your sign
  
  
  
  
  
  [size=xx-large]Herman's Place[/size]
  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Great another fat chick roaming around
• Apple

  

  but, but, butt...
  
  she's got a big caboose!
  
  (must've lost the red undies somewhere along the line)
• Heretic

  

  It really stinks when the cost of saving your life is losing your dignity...
• Gardens35

  ...or if she isn't that wide, the shot completely misses her.
• Ankle Breaker

  

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  Gardens35 wrote: ...or if she isn't that wide, the shot completely misses her.

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• Con_Alma

  I would suggest without the "love handles" she would have been thin enough for the bullet to miss her. They didn't save her life. They caused her to get shot!
• power i

  

  The sad part is if she'd just gotten shot and kept her mouth shut there wouldn't be pics of her 'love handles' all over the internet. Guess some people just don't get it.
  
  I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
• FatHobbit

  

  power i wrote:I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.

  You looked at that picture a lot closer than I did! (or want to)
• Fab1b

  

  Apple wrote: but, but, butt...
  
  she's got a big caboose!
  
  (must've lost the red undies somewhere along the line)

  LOL that caboose fell off the tracks!!
• power i

  

  FatHobbit wrote:

  power i wrote:I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.

  You looked at that picture a lot closer than I did! (or want to)

  Us women are just a little more observant than you men. I was just trying to figure out where the breasts ended and the 'love handles' started.
• thePITman

  

  An eHarmony advertisement showed up on this page. Haha!