A Very Funny... Email from an A-Hole.

• ernest_t_bass

  

  http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
  
  One of the funniest ones I've ever read.
• mtrulz

  Who cares
• UA5straightin2008

  

  LMAO!!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  mtrulz wrote: Who cares

  A very witty, and original response! Might have even worked with, "I know you are, but what am I." Or perhaps even, "I'm rubber, your glue..."
  
  Well done, son. Well done. A perfect 10 in terms of responses.
• coyotes22

  

  Nice!!!
• Gobuckeyes1

  That's pretty good...the Glock is my favorite.
• bigkahuna

  This might be funnier than textsfromlastnight
• Free_is_better

  mtrulz wrote: Who cares

  Why do you insist on being such a douche?
• gport_tennis

  The disguised weapons is one of the funniest ones for sure. I have been reading these for the last 6 or so months. Def hilarious
• ou1980

  LOL!!!!
• June18

  Make sure you don't disguise something as a Mt Dew bottle
• sjmvsfscs08

  That was absolutely hilarious. The one with the kittens being fed to the tiger was great too, and I loved the line about how he broke his phone because he forgot to take his pants off before he got into the bath.
  
  What a terrific site.
• Trueblue23

  

  Original ad:
  670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
  $4000 OBO
  From Me to ***********@gmail.com:
  
  Hi Joe,
  
  Is the wood chipper still for sale?
  
  Thanks,
  
  Mike
  
  From Joe ****** to Me:
  
  Yes, I still have the wood chipper.
  
  From Me to Joe ******:
  
  I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
  
  Mike
  
  From Joe ****** to Me:
  
  I don't see why not. What are you using it for?
  
  From Me to Joe ******:
  
  Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.
  
  Mike
  
  From Joe ****** to Me:
  
  First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.
  
  From Me to Joe ******:
  
  Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
  
  Mike
  
  From Joe ****** to Me:
  
  .......................................wow. No.
  
  From Me to Joe ******:
  
  Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
  
  Mike
  
  From Joe ****** to Me:
  
  No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.
  
  From Me to Joe ******:
  
  I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
  
  Mike
• Be Nice

  Funny, very funny.
• Moparman

  hahah funny as shit
• ZombieKiller

  lol awesome
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Based on the threads title I thought it was an email from you not a link to a site like that.
• Nate

  The tissue box shotgun was my fave.
• baseballstud24

  GOAT website
• 2quik4u

  

  the plastic cup glock was very believable