Your Story, but not the brown eye kind.

• jpake1

  

  I was BS'ing with an old friend about some of the dickish things we've done to people (mainly girls), but got away with it because somebody at least thought it was fucking funny. You know, the kinds of things you'd probably want to beat ass over, but because a buddy of yours said it, it was absolutely classic. We all have at least one. Post a good one, but not a book. If you're someone like SQ, then you can post a few.
• Trueblue23

  

  I edited your thread title
• dwccrew

  

  "I took Dorothy Mantooth out for a steak dinner and never called her again."
  
  
• jpake1

  

  No biggie. I guess asshole is a lot worse than badasses, sexting, and porn star being mentioned in titles.
• dwccrew

  

  It is. You can say all those words on tv, but not asshole.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  I think sexting is in the dictionary lol.
• Trueblue23

  

  Too bad Ytowngirl doesn't have facebook hahah
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Oh I have facebook. I'm just not saying my name for reasons.
• Trueblue23

  

  Much understood
• SQ_Crazies

  

  Wait, wait. jpake, before you make me tell one, I want to hear one from you.