How to avoid looking at vacation pictures?

• CinciX12

  

  So the girlfriend is back from Vegas and I am dreading this particular event for some reason. I don't really like when anyone asks me to look at their vacation pictures, let alone when I get excluded from something as awesome as Vegas in the middle of winter.
  
  So how the hell do I get out of this? She takes an ungodly amount of pictures, and I really don't want to look at a single f'ing one of them.
  
  Get me out of this and preferably in a way I don't look like a jackass.
  
  You could apply it to any situation though, maybe its that annoying neighbor that tries to one up every family vacation you have gone on?
• DeyDurkie5

  

  quit being a jealous doucher about it and it won't be so bad
• UA5straightin2008

  

  this should be obvious
  
  tell her what happens in vegas..stays in vegas!! and you want to keep it that way
  
  
• Upper90

  This might really be one of those bite the bullet things.
  
  I can kind of relate, my boss takes a ton of vacation pics, and doesn't realize that I won't share the same excitement, not because I'm not happy for him (and not because I'm not going to let him finish...) but simply because I wasn't there...so I can't really relate as well.
  
  Still, it's your girlfriend, put a smile on, and hope that this is the worst thing you have to do to make her happy this month.
• homefield

  

  When she comes over to show you the pictures you could always tell her that while she was on vacation you banged that cute little sales clerk at the mall every day she was gone on vacation and i am pretty sure she won't ask you to look at her vacation pictures.
• september63

  

  Agree. Suck it up and look at her pics. Get over the fact that she banged a dude out there. She wont show you those pics anyways!!
• CinciX12

  

  Haha while an awesome idea, it doesn't meet the 'don't make me look like a jackass' specification.
• CinciX12

  

  september63 wrote: Agree. Suck it up and look at her pics. Get over the fact that she banged a dude out there. She wont show you those pics anyways!!

  I'd rather see those pictures than the 2,000 family pictures! I mean she looks good naked, at least i'd get to see that.
• rookie_j70

  

  she prolly fucked a sailor while she was there
• sherm03

  

  rookie_j70 wrote: she prolly fucked a sailor while she was there

  He was a bartender...on a cruise ship! You know that! And she was wasted, so it doesn't even count.
• stroups

  

  you know...... I was thinking about getting my bartenders license
• OneBuckeye

  

  Should have told her to put them on facebook and then say you already looked at them there.
• friendfromlowry

  Girls in general shouldn't be allowed with cameras. We all know who I'm referring to -- the annoying friend who puts up 80-100 pictures EVERY weekend of her and her three-four friends (only one of which is easy on the eyes) of them 'pregaming' in their dorm/apartment, then at some shitty party, then at the bar, then walking home, stumbling and tripping and falling and laughing. It never fails, the album title will be called 'Best friends forever' or 'BFFs OUT ON THE TOWN' or 'BFF girls awesome super sexy ladies 2010 bitches awesome friends'...Oh, and did I mention it happens EVERY weekend.
  When it comes to facebook, I'm pretty laid-back. I don't comment on things or show interest in anyone. If I spoke my mind, I wouldn't have any friends on there because I'd cuss them out every time they annoyed me. With that said, I have actually blocked a few people because of how many damn pictures they've put up.
• Upper90

  haha, fortunately, I've only got one friend who throws up pics after nearly every weekend, but your assessment is pretty much 100% spot on.