Ellen DeGeneres...yes or no?

• Know it all

  No.
• gerb131

  

  Ellen Degenerate no thank you but Portia yes please.
• Curly J

  

  I'll pass.
• justincredible

  

  Would I hit it? No. Ellen is awesome, though.
• LJ

  

  Yes or no what?
  
  Bang??
  Marry?
  Watch?
  Kill?
• Know it all

  ^^^others figured it out. Why can't you?
• 2quik4u

  

  hell no
• LJ

  

  Know it all wrote: ^^^others figured it out. Why can't you?

  It's just so ambiguous.
  
  I mean, this isn't JJ's, you can ask us if we want to kill her, it's cool
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• DeyDurkie5

  

  fuck no....lesbian mule
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Have penis. A mutual no.
• LJ

  

  THE4RINGZ wrote: Have penis. A mutual no.

  You sir, make a very valid point
• Con_Alma

  Who is she?
• Benny The Jet

  

  Real question should be Would you, to get to Portia?
• Nate

  Benny The Jet wrote: Real question should be Would you, to get to Portia?

  Easy yes.
• Mr. 300

  

  Ummm, that's a no. Used to like her on her orginal TV show, then the muncher came out, and I threw up in my mouth a little.
• HitsRus

  

  Know it all wrote: ^^^others figured it out. Why can't you?

  
  Seriously, who would think of hitting Ellen Degeneres? I thought this would be about whether you watched her on TV.
  
  
  In answer to LJ's questions...
  NO
  NO
  YES
  NO
• se-alum

  

  No, but I do think Ellen is funny.
• Swamp Fox

  Ellen is moderately funny on occasion but as for the other questions, I have no interest in "hitting it", marrying her, or killing her. I think I'll just let her do her thing as she wants and I'll do mine.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Not into butch chicks
• Upper90

  I think Ellen is awesome....I mean, much like everyone else, I have very little interest in sex with her.
  
  But, she's pretty awesome.
• Hb31187

  

  No, AND shes not funny in the least bit, Kinda like the entire blue collar comedy bunch and Dane Cook
• Swamp Fox

  I have to admit that I am definitely low brow enough to get a kick out of the Blue-Collar Comedy Tour, but I think that Bill Engvalls (sp.????) is the least funny of the four. I think Foxworthy is funny on his own and so is Ron White. I like Larry, but seriously, he needs some new material. I think the problem with his humor is that maybe there is no new material because regardless of what he says it always reverts back to "Git 'Er Done", "Lord, I apologize for that...and bless the starving pygmies in Ethiopia....Amen", or "I don't care what you say, that there is funny....". Wouldn't it be something if I discovered that Larry really isn't very funny at all. I would be depressed. They are all funnier than Ellen though! (IMO).
• TCSoup

  No, But i would hit her ex gal pal Ann Heche. Who by the way is back to riding the Baloney Poney.
• louy57

  yea
• gut

  Swamp Fox wrote: Ellen is moderately funny on occasion but as for the other questions, I have no interest in "hitting it", marrying her, or killing her. I think I'll just let her do her thing as she wants and I'll do mine.

  She's clearly on American Idol to ultimately replace Simon, not Paula. Agree about her being funny on occasion. She has her moments, but it's simply impossible to pull off the smug cruelty without a British accent.