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Valentine's Day gift......HELP

  • mtrulz
    Okay so what should I get my girlfriend?



    NO ARROGENT TROLLS IN MY THREAD.
  • gorocks99
    Pearl necklace.

    /thread
  • Fab4Runner
    Jelly Chocolate Dream.
  • UA5straightin2008
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321


    vulva pendant
    (click for a good laugh, maybe NSFW)
  • mtrulz
    ^^Leave.
  • DeyDurkie5
    You should leave this site as a valentine's gift to us fag
  • mtrulz
    ^^Leave.
  • sherm03
    Not trying to be a dick, but don't spend a whole lot of money on her. You're fifteen (I guess) so there's no need to spend a ton of money on a girl that you probably won't be dating a month from now.

    Go buy her one of those cheap $2 stuffed animals and a card from Walgreens and enjoy a night of heavy petting.

    That way, when the "relationship" ends, you won't be pissed that you dropped a lot of money on some chick because of a made up holiday. If you were older, and the relationship was more serious...then you would have to worry about getting her something nice.
  • mtrulz
    ^^Yeah I'm 15.
  • Upper90
    I kinda agree with Sherm.

    I mean, ideally, you'll date a girl that won't put stock into a joke of a holiday such as this. But, if you are, at your "age"/possible level of commitment, might as well just go with a cheap stuffed animal, and a nice card with a heartfelt message (written by you, not some card company) in it.
  • GoChiefs
    gorocks99 wrote: Pearl necklace.

    /thread
    He receives...doesn't give.

    But might I suggest some new hand lotion? That'll get your 'girlfriend' all nice and soft and moisturized!
  • mtrulz
    ^^Broke the rule: No arrogent trolls in my thread.


    Lotion would be a nice gift. I'll ask her what her favorite brand/scent is.
  • Crew Love
    UA5straightin2008 wrote: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321

    vulva pendant

    (Image Removed From Quote)
    Hilarious, but in my opinion, the inclusion of the image is definitely crossing the line in trying to keep this site moderately work-safe. I'd hate to be the sorry bastard who opens this thread as his boss - or even a co-worker - walks by.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Maybe a nice pair of gloves to keep her warm while you are out on your paper route or something.
  • mtrulz
    ^^Her hands warm you mean? If it's what I think you're saying, LEAVE.
  • UA5straightin2008
    Crew Love wrote:
    UA5straightin2008 wrote: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321

    vulva pendant

    (Image Removed From Quote)
    Hilarious, but in my opinion, the inclusion of the image is definitely crossing the line in trying to keep this site moderately work-safe. I'd hate to be the sorry bastard who opens this thread as his boss - or even a co-worker - walks by.
    fixed it for ya, i didnt think it was that bad i mean it is a legitimate thing that they sell and people do buy them, but then again, i see what your saying
  • THE4RINGZ
    mtrulz wrote: ^^Her hands warm you mean? If it's what I think you're saying, LEAVE.
    Not her hands, I mean HER.
  • mtrulz
    ^^LEAVE.
  • GoChiefs
    mtrulz wrote: ^^Broke the rule: No arrogent trolls in my thread.


    Lotion would be a nice gift. I'll ask her what her favorite brand/scent is.
    Go back to 3rd grade and learn to spell. Or at least look it up next time. Hell..even the site highlights it for you when you misspell a word, ratard. Does your hand answer you when you ask it questions? That's disturbing.
  • Apple
    mtrulz- You're asking advice so here's my 2 cents:

    1. You need to not respond to posts that bum you out. Writing "^^^LEAVE" just fuels the fire. Just ignore the nonsense. I've found that in most cases, the best thing said is what you don't say.

    2. I agree with the sherm about your V-Day thing. I'd go cheap with a card and maybe a cute little/cheap stuffed panther or a black and white hair scrunchy she can wear when she cheers. Be sure to personalize/romantisize the card by saying something like the next time you go out, she gets as many kisses as points you score in your next game.
  • vball10set
    a cream filled twinkie :p
  • THE4RINGZ
    ^^^ In a double wrapper
  • dancinbear
    yep go cheap as long as you can....if you get her something nice this year, it'll set a precedent for the rest of the vdays that you're with her.
  • Fab1b
    Since you don't actually have a girlfriend this is easy....NOTHING!!
  • vball10set
    ^^^LMAO--'nuff said!!!