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Fun Facts About Semen

  • UA5straightin2008
    Soda Popinski wrote:
    UA5straightin2008 wrote:
    mtrulz wrote:
    UA5straightin2008 wrote:
    Fail.

    Epic fail.
  • Heretic
    I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day or something!
  • Soda Popinski
    UA5straightin2008 wrote:
    Soda Popinski wrote:
    UA5straightin2008 wrote:
    mtrulz wrote:
    UA5straightin2008 wrote:
    Fail.

    Epic fail.
  • chicago510
    ^^LOL
  • iclfan2
    Hahaha the "See this shit" picture after three failed pic posting had me laughing out loud.
  • ohiotiger33
    Hahahaha ^^^ me too. I have never failed at posting a pic.
  • NNN
    Guy walks into a bar and orders five shots of tequila, which he promptly slams down one after the other. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, you must be celebrating something. What's the occasion?" Guy puts down the last shot glass and says, "First blowjob."

    Bartender says, "Heck, for that I'll pour you five more on the house." Guy says, "No thanks, if those five didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think the next five will either."
  • End of Line
    NNN wrote: Guy walks into a bar and orders five shots of tequila, which he promptly slams down one after the other. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, you must be celebrating something. What's the occasion?" Guy puts down the last shot glass and says, "First blowjob."

    Bartender says, "Heck, for that I'll pour you five more on the house." Guy says, "No thanks, if those five didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think the next five will either."
    HAHA. Damn that made me laugh.......
  • trackandccrunner
    Haha that gave me a good laugh for night thanks NNN.
  • mtrulz
    Big fail for starting a thread, (not surprisingly though). Bigger failure posting pics with nothing in them!!!!
  • charliehustle14
    mtrulz wrote: Big fail for starting a thread, (not surprisingly though). Bigger failure posting pics with nothing in them!!!!
    You're truly one annoying piss ant.
  • Swamp Fox
    I think I now know far more about semen than was necessary. I do believe in a liberal arts education but I don't think I will have an opportunity to use all of my new found knowledge. Semen generally isn't a very interesting academic topic. Plus, how do you casually start that conversation? "Hey Frank, did you know that if you drink coffee, your semen may taste bitter"?
  • GoChiefs
    Swamp Fox wrote: Plus, how do you casually start that conversation? "Hey Frank, did you know that if you drink coffee, your semen may taste bitter"?
    I guess that's better than "Hey Frank, I had fruit last night. Wanna taste?"
  • BRF
    If you are ever feeling down about yourself, just remember this...................you were the big winner in a race against millions when you were conceived!!!!
  • bigkahuna
    BRF wrote: If you are ever feeling down about yourself, just remember this...................you were the big winner in a race against millions when you were conceived!!!!
    Unless you're mtrulz....In his case the rest of the world suffered when he won his race.
  • BRF
    bigkahuna wrote: Unless you're mtrulz....In his case the rest of the world suffered when he won his race.
    And here I was trying to be "up beat"! :)

    Never thought about it that way! :D
  • Hammerin'Hank
    Way more information than I need.
  • BRF
  • UA5straightin2008
    LOL!!!!

    that one got me
  • mtrulz
    bigkahuna wrote: Unless you're mtrulz....In his case the rest of the world suffered when he won his race.
    LOL?