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  • pmoney25
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    Quote from Coconut Pete when asked by someone to play margaritaville


    " I think you mean my song Pina Coladaburg"

    When the fan again says no Margaritaville he replies

    "No, Pina Coladaburg. A Little song I wrote 7 and a half fucking years before Margaritaville was even on the map, but you wouldn't know that because you weren't even born yet"

    After an awkward pause... Pete says " I be Eddie Money didn't have to put up with this shit"

    So this just goes to show you that Jimmy Buffett is the biggest pile of crap on the planet and his music is a complete rip off of Coconut Pete who has other hits as

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    And Ponytails,Cocktails. Two things that will always rock.
  • stroups
    Great movie, I just watched this the other night
  • sherm03
    HAHAHAHA!

    Club Dread is the shit!
  • Rotinaj
    I turned that shitfest of a movie off after about 20 minutes.
  • tcarrier32
    Rotinaj wrote: I turned that shitfest of a movie off after about 20 minutes.
    shitfest? i think not.

    long live coconut pete
  • Nate
    Horrible movie.
  • Upper90
    Yeah, I gotta be honest, this is one of the worst movies I've watched all the way through.

    Why did I do it? Not sure....I am not a fan of just stopping movies, I think it's the optimist in me.
  • september63
    Jimmy Buffet stole 1 song from Coconut Pete? Where did he steal his other 100 hit songs? Pineapple Bob?
  • pmoney25
    september63 wrote: Jimmy Buffet stole 1 song from Coconut Pete? Where did he steal his other 100 hit songs? Pineapple Bob?
    Well he probably stole Cheeseburger in Paradise from a 5 year old kids backpack and then proceeded to record the WOAT song
  • september63
    pmoney25 wrote:
    september63 wrote: Jimmy Buffet stole 1 song from Coconut Pete? Where did he steal his other 100 hit songs? Pineapple Bob?
    Well he probably stole Cheeseburger in Paradise from a 5 year old kids backpack and then proceeded to record the WOAT song
    Yea. He sucks. No talent at all. Amassed a 50 million dollar fortune by stealing other ppl's songs.
  • pmoney25
    september63 wrote:
    pmoney25 wrote:
    september63 wrote: Jimmy Buffet stole 1 song from Coconut Pete? Where did he steal his other 100 hit songs? Pineapple Bob?
    Well he probably stole Cheeseburger in Paradise from a 5 year old kids backpack and then proceeded to record the WOAT song
    Yea. He sucks. No talent at all. Amassed a 50 million dollar fortune by stealing other ppl's songs.
    He seems like the type that would do that. He stole Coconut Pete's whole gig.
  • september63
    Perhaps Coconut Pete had some talent. Is sad he was too dumb to know how to make money off his talent. Still doesnt make Jimmy Buffet look bad. He didnt screw anyone. One of the best marketing musicians ever!!
  • pmoney25
    When did Jimmy write lyrics like this

    A pony tail
    Will get you tail
    Just keep it out of my mai-tai

    A few cocktails
    Will never fail
    To blast you and your chaquitas sky-high

    Pony-tails Cocktails
    Pony-tails Cocktails
    Two things that will always rock!

    But a word to all you males
    Don't ever lose those tails

    CAUSE THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE PONY-COCK!!!!!
  • september63
    LOL.............You are pissing against the wind!! Mr. Coconut Pete
  • End of Line
    Lol.
  • tuskytuffguy
    Super Troopers was just awesome. Club Dread was the comedy group's lowest.
  • tigerballonline
    Club dread was great, the worst movie was their first puddle cruiser.