I hope no one comes in my office before I go....

• Fab1b

  

  My farts are rank tonight!! Another 40 mins before I jet out, hope no one decides they need to come to my office for anything or they will be greeted with a nice aroma!!
• GoChiefs

  

  *Insert predictable cool story bro pic here* But really..that's ummm...great?
• dwccrew

  

  Ok, I'll say it
  
  
• bcubed

  

  I had such loud gas today that my wife could hear them from the basement while she was exercising!
• dwccrew

  

  GoChiefs wrote: *Insert predictable cool story bro pic here* But really..that's ummm...great?

  Damn you! We posted at the same time, I was just a split second too slow.
• Fab1b

  

  See farts are always funny unless a girl farts, that is unacceptable!!
• End of Line

  

  Hahahaha. I had some bad ones earlier. I about made my self throw up.
• Timber

  Always interested in the cause of the gas... Usually some incredible food involved.
  Name the cause...
• Fab1b

  

  Could have been the beef stew for dinner!!
• GoChiefs

  

  mmmmmm...beef stew...that sounds good!
• End of Line

  

  Haha.
• dwccrew

  

  Fab1b wrote: See farts are always funny unless a girl farts, that is unacceptable!!

  I disagree. Girl farts are funny because of how embarassed they get.
  

  Fab1b wrote: Could have been the beef stew for dinner!!

  Beef stew causes Poo poo stew and poop soup.
• Timber

  Jambalaya rocks
• ytownfootball

  

  Don't open the door before you leave and proudly crop dust your way all the way to the car. Be sure to make eye contact.
• End of Line

  

  This kind of Beef Stew????
  
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• bcubed

  

  No snow we go! wrote: Jambalaya rocks

  Agree!
• Fab1b

  

  I love beef stew
• dwccrew

  

  Fab1b wrote: I love beef stew

  Me too, but I hate poop soup
• Fab1b

  

  T-minus 19 minutes till I go stink up my house my girl is gonna love me tonight!
• majorspark

  

  I have bad luck with this. Sometimes I think it is safe to let one slip by... 15 seconds later someone is knocking on my office door. Lucky for me they have always been male co-workers. Its amazing they can keep a straight face during the conversation when you know damn well they smell shit. I am learning to play it safe and crop dust around the water fountain in the atrium which is outside my office door.
• Timber

  I had a boss that used to drop bomb's, and then he would proceed to leave the shop (nice store.)
  Then the customer(s) would walk in and the place smelled like 8 miles of arse!! They thought I died.... Used to piss me off to no end. LOL