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Would you give up sex?

  • homefield
    What would you do if you were offered the chance to go on an all expenses paid vacation anywhere in the world for 14 day's with a member of your family but the only catch was that you would have to give up all forms of sex for 1 year.Would you take the free vacation?
  • ts1227
    no.
  • chicago510
    Not a chance. Europe is cool and all, but my innate desire to reproduce cannot be controlled for a whole year.
  • Sage
    Hmmmmmmmm.

    Yea. As long as I jerk off, I could do it. If it was all expenses paid and I could have all the discretionary income I wanted... I'd do it.
  • Sage
    Also, not a family member. Definnnnitely not a family member.
  • Bio-Hazzzzard
    Are you a child?
  • raiderbuck
    WTF, who would say yes to this? I dated a girl who was "waiting on marriage" for 8 months. No sex for EIGHT MONTHS. Had a family reunion during that time...was NOT worth it.
  • chicago510
    raiderbuck wrote: WTF, who would say yes to this? I dated a girl who was "waiting on marriage" for 8 months. No sex for EIGHT MONTHS. Had a family reunion during that time...was NOT worth it.
    You banged your cousin? Or am I reading this wrong
  • raiderbuck
    haha, no just saying I spent time with the family...and they aren't worth giving up the sex
  • Bio-Hazzzzard
    no
  • Fab1b
    No way!
  • Sage
    Bio-Hazzzzard wrote: Are you a child?
    23 years old brah. Getting more pussy then a guy who put five Z's into his name, that's for sure. Although, I go to college where casual sex is encouraged. So it aint fair to dusty dudes like you.

    I've had sex, seen titties, and touched pussy. As long as I could jerk off, I could go a year with out it. And please don't think anybody here enjoys sex more than I do.

    No need to associate with bitches for a year. It might actually be nice. I can kick vices easily and I enjoy the challenge.

    You could go anywhere in the world... Spend as much money as you wanted... With anybody? Fuck yea, Ill take that. I quit cocaine recently, but I'm damn sure I could get my monies worth out of it.

    Do you know what kind of orgies I could produce if let loose in a Rio de Janeiro whore house? I'd make up my lack of sex for a year within 3 minutes.

    #MarkMyWords The dudes who are all like OMG OmG I CoULd Never GO WithoUT FuckIng OmG are the dudes who aint getting pussy!!!! #OnMYMAMA!!!!!!
  • sjmvsfscs08
    Well you just used the word "brah," so I'm not impressed with the amount of tail action.

    Also, I could do this.
  • Sage
    Ur a notre dame fan, so doesn't Charlie Weis like damn you into hell if that goes down?
  • Swamp Fox
    I've been married for over 43 years and I'd take the trip.
  • Sage
    Also, u gotta see the whole picture here.

    Can you name every time you've had sex? Can you remeber the details?

    Prly not. I've had a fair share of sex... Some awesome, some okay, and some awful (womans fault, as youz-yal).

    When I'm on my death bed, ill probably only remember 10% of the sex I've had in my life.

    I would, without a doubt, remember a trip to anywhere in the world where I blew over 3 million in two weeks. And yes, I would blow 3 million in two weeks.
  • hasbeen
    Sage wrote: Also, u gotta see the whole picture here.

    Can you name every time you've had sex? Can you remeber the details?

    Prly not. I've had a fair share of sex... Some awesome, some okay, and some awful (womans fault, as youz-yal).

    When I'm on my death bed, ill probably only remember 10% of the sex I've had in my life.

    I would, without a doubt, remember a trip to anywhere in the world where I blew over 3 million in two weeks. And yes, I would blow 3 million in two weeks.
    The more and more you post the more and more I want to agree.

    I mean, a trip around with an unlimited cash flow.

    Don't have to deal with bitches(because if you ain't fuckin' them there ain't no reason to talk to em).

    And jerkin' it feels good.

    But so does sex. But how long is a year anyways in the whole scheme of things?
  • rmolin73
    I'm with Sage on this one.
  • sleeper
    I think the better question would be, give up sex for a day, or give up sex for a year?
  • sjmvsfscs08
    pnhasbeen wrote: But how long is a year anyways in the whole scheme of things?
    Not long at all. I'm going on sixteen months myself, don't freak out it's totally my choice haha I probably had sex 2-3 a week during the end of high school (stereotypical football captain/homecoming queen deal....unfortunately completely based on sex), but broke up with the girlfriend first week of college, tried the whole partying and fucking deal, and absolutely hated it. To be totally honest with you, I'm sorta proud I've gone sixteen months. My "significant other" is one of those "waiting for marriage" types, so I'm glad I didn't go and smash every slut like I wanted to.

    This wouldn't be hard at all to be honest with you. Three millions bones to do something I chose to do anyway? I'll take it.
  • sleeper
    sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
    pnhasbeen wrote: But how long is a year anyways in the whole scheme of things?
    I've never got laid
    Fixed.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    sleeper wrote:
    sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
    pnhasbeen wrote: But how long is a year anyways in the whole scheme of things?
    I've never got laid
    Fixed.
    Thhhat's it. You think with my Ohio State degree girls will just bend over for me? I certainly hope so.....

    Dude you're a tool. Do us all a favor and take a right turn off a bridge.
  • NNN
    Sage wrote: I would, without a doubt, remember a trip to anywhere in the world where I blew over 3 million in two weeks. And yes, I would blow 3 million in two weeks.
    I'm sure you would too. Your knees and throat would probably never fully recover.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    NNN wrote:
    Sage wrote: I would, without a doubt, remember a trip to anywhere in the world where I blew over 3 million in two weeks. And yes, I would blow 3 million in two weeks.
    I'm sure you would too. Your knees and throat would probably never fully recover.
    This may be, in all seriousness, the funniest thing I've read on he huddle. Well done.
  • Upper90
    Yes.