What would you do in a Zombie Outbreak!?

• MANAZE

  

  With all the crazy weapons out there today, is it really that hard to imagine something like a Zombie outbreak really happening? What would you do to survie a Zombie outbreak? Would your plan be different if they were fast or slow zombies? Could you survie?
• SnotBubbles

  Hahaha.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  My robotic lover and I would take cover, and when they got too close the sound of her voice would scare them away.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Stock up on COD MWF2 weapons. Drop claymores everywhere so I'd know when they were approaching from behind
• j_crazy

  

  when the zombie outbreak occurred did countries panic and launch nukes? it's one thing dealing with zombies, but expose those fuckers to radiation and get mutant zombies and we're all fucked. also the asian zombies, who's to say they weren't ninjas? or if the ninja zombies were also mutants? fuck that. I'm having a panic attack now.
• MANAZE

  

  I can tell you whats bad about that plan. even though at first your house would be safe in the end though you'd run out of claymores before there were no more zombies and every time that one of those went off you'd attrack 100s of more zombies. Machetes are always the way to go!
  
  Plus you can make a nice fort out of Bamboo, and if you can figure out a way to grow it now you could survive forever with MREs and bottle water.
• MANAZE

  

  j_crazy wrote: when the zombie outbreak occurred did countries panic and launch nukes? it's one thing dealing with zombies, but expose those fuckers to radiation and get mutant zombies and we're all fucked. also the asian zombies, who's to say they weren't ninjas? or if the ninja zombies were also mutants? fuck that. I'm having a panic attack now.

  See I think it might start out like Night of the Living Dead but the minute a nuke gets droped your right up there in some L4D crap!
• ricola

  

  you know, before this thread was started I had never thought that much about a Zombie outbreak---but this has really got me thinking. We need to be prepared for such an emegency!
  Thnaks for bringing this up!
• MANAZE

  

  There is a great book by Max Brooks called How to Survie a Zombie Outbreak. Its really good and funny he also wrote World War Z, check 'em out!
  
  http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=max+brooks
  
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• darbypitcher22

  

  I"m not so sure about Machetes... I think I'd move from place to place sniping....
• MANAZE

  

  better have a silencer on it!
• 2quik4u

  

  I would go to a mall, find a bus and put armor on it. Then drive it to a dock. Then take a boat to a island.
• MANAZE

  

  haha Dawn of the Dead remake!
• Mr Pat

  Mall would be way too crowded! Ever since people saw those movies people would flock there in case of emergency and you'd have a lot bigger problems then zombies.
• gorocks99

  

  I would go to Sweden. If I'm gonna be mauled by zombies, they may as well be hot, tall, blonde zombies.
• 2quik4u

  

  Mr Pat wrote: Mall would be way too crowded! Ever since people saw those movies people would flock there in case of emergency and you'd have a lot bigger problems then zombies.

  it was a joke bro
• Swamp Fox

  Do Zombies eat each other?
• redstreak one

  

  Already have a plan in place. Quick trip to the lumber yard to stock up on plywood then to our old high school which is built like a fort. Plywood on all the windows reinforced with 2 X 4's, plus on all doors on the first floor. On the 2nd floor there are ledges with which to use my 15 foot long spears which allows you to penetrate the skull from the 2nd floor. Now, you would have to make sure you are securely tied off so you wouldnt be dragge off by your spear. At the top of each stairway, there are 4, you would have a blockade from which to fire or stab from. 3rd floor would be sleeping area, and also there are two access panels to the roof from, if the zombies penetrated the lower defenses. Also would have 2 armored buses from which to make food and water runs! Of course, I would have to save plenty of the ladies with which to repopulate the earth with as well! Bring em on!
• KnightXC1

  

  My first plan of attack would be to go to the gun store in town and pick up needed supplies. I would then stock up on some lumber to board up windows wherever I decide to camp out. Then I would probably find Mr. Pat since he is my foremost expert on how to deal with zombies. But if worse comes to worse, dress like a zombie (ie Zombieland) and pretend to walk with them to avoid being eaten.
• I Wear Pants

  1. Organize before they rise!
  2. They feel no fear, why should you?
  3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
  4. Blades don’t need reloading
  5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
  6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
  7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
  8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
  9. No place is safe, only safer.
  10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
• LJ

  

  Make sure that I always have 1200 points and a teammate to keep boarding up the windows. I need the 1200 points so I can keep going to the mystery box. I just have to be careful though because you can barely see where the zombies come through the wall in the backroom. It's best to have a ray gun and protect the main door going in and out.
• 2quik4u

  

  manaze needs to set some ground rules like where we start and how many zombies are outside
• cbus4life

  World War Z is a freaking awesome book.
• berry

  Caretaker at a graveyard. No way them folks are gonna come back once they leave.
• End of Line

  

  First of all, "I would Limber Up". I would stock up on preserves then I'd go turn gun world (Hilliard) get back and sit on top of my roof lol.