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Snooki Nude Pics/Video Being Shopped

  • mucalum49
    I was reading WWTDD and found this information:
    RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that nude photos AND video of Snooki are for sale and being shopped to various media outlets.
    The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.
    And if it’s not Snooki in the photos then she has an identical twin!
    Basically the reason for me to start this thread was to post this section. I laughed really hard while I read it.
    I’m gonna guess it was her. There’s nothing in our world that looks like that. She’s like something that shows up after you’ve been cursed. Like you’d make fun of some gypsy after you stepped on a doll that looks like Snooki and then a week later Snooki will have come to life and crossed over into this world. At first you’ll just hear little footsteps running around late at night, then you’ll see a menacing little goblin in the mirror behind you or peering out from behind the arm of the couch before disappearing. Then one day you get fired and your car is stolen and you come home and your girlfriend has been hacked into a thousand pieces, and this fat little chupacabra here comes out pointing a stick at you with some kind of instructions and a warning.
  • osudarby08
    hahahahahah that was great
  • Upper90
    "and this fat little chupacabra here comes out pointing a stick at you with some kind of instructions and a warning."

    Yeah, that was prime. hahaha.
  • Trueblue23
    That bitch is nasty.
  • detectivegibbles
    If anyone finds pics...PM me...
  • rookie_j70
    I might check them out
  • Woollums9
    if anyone finds them PM me also
  • darbypitcher22
    that was hilarious
  • dubnine
    hahahahaha thats great
  • The Equalizer
    ^^wow you must really like the story to put her as your avatar dubnine :D
  • Fab1b
    I do want to see the pics can't lie about that!!
  • vdubb96
    AHHH Snooks, gotta love her!! I'll be fist pumpin' all night to those pics!
  • slcoach
    I want to see the pics too if anyone finds them. I think its like a car wreck...You know you probably shouldn't look, but you want to so damn bad.
  • Little Danny
    I would not be angry if these pics somehow found their way to my PM mailbox.
  • THE4RINGZ
    I'd probably look at the pics if they were available. I like short chicks like that.
  • Fab1b
    I too like em short and thick if anyone gets em send them my way
  • vdubb96
    Thread w/out pics=useless!
  • Skyhook79


    People really want to see her naked???? Really???
  • BigAppleBuckeye
    On a side note, I see Snookie and the Situation smoking in the pic above. I don't remember MTV showing any of them smoking during the season (although I may be mistaken). Wonder why that is so? My first guess was to not be a "bad influence" to kids, but that theory goes right out the window when you see this group haha
  • Fly4Fun
    She's a freaking oompa loompa... why would anyone want to see THAT naked?
  • topwrestler
    send them to me also
  • vdubb96
    Oompa Loompa doo ba dee dookers if you were wise you'd want to do snookers.
  • Fab4Runner
    I love people. These pics aren't even out but if they were ya'll would be too lazy to find them.
  • LJ
    I have found the nude pic of snooki... scroll down to view




















































  • mucalum49
    ^^^ Winner! Yeah sorry for everyone asking for them to be sent. I just said someone who has them are shopping them to whoever would actually buy them. I like short girls too but of the JS women she is furthest down on my list. Jwoww on the other hand.... But hers were almost out any time they went to a club so there isn't much left to imagine.