Guys, what do you want for V-day?

• Trueblue23

  

  Wow, what an interesting turn of events.
  
  Steaks, tickets, poopers and fat shits.
  
  
  AWESOME!
  
  My girlfriend and I feel the same about Valentine's Day, that it's a ridiculous made up holiday. Really, if you need a holiday to tell your significant other you care about them than something is wrong.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Trueblue23 wrote:
  My girlfriend and I feel the same about Valentine's Day, that it's a ridiculous made up holiday. Really, if you need a holiday to tell your significant other you care about them than something is wrong.

  Winner!!!
  
  These hallmark holidays are retarded and serve no purpose other than generating money.
• mexappeal12

  

  wildcats20 wrote: I never said it wasn't funny sexican. I just said the fact that you looked it up(don't lie you looked up "dog getting f'd by deer") makes me vomit

  i looked up "freaky dog" ... do it and you will find that image
  
  is that a big deal that it generates money... stimulate the economy and buy your gf (or blow-up doll if you are mantooth) something nice lol
• wildcats20

  

  mexappeal12 wrote:

  wildcats20 wrote: I never said it wasn't funny sexican. I just said the fact that you looked it up(don't lie you looked up "dog getting f'd by deer") makes me vomit

  i looked up "freaky dog" ... do it and you will find that image

  I'll pass. So I don't have a "....." for you but I have a "....." for you.
• mexappeal12

  

  i hate that you are too lazy to look it up...
• bcubed

  

  I don't quite get the "up the pooper" deal. Why would I want shit on my stick? If you are not a gay or bisexual male then why in the world would you want to put it up the bunghole?
• sjmvsfscs08

  tk421 wrote:

  sjmvsfscs08 wrote: One of my high school football coaches told us one time "boys, save the ass for marriage." I share his opinion.

  Ha, I'm not even married and I know that's crazy. You think after a woman has had her wedding cake she's going to give you ass?

  hahahah no, not at all. I do think his opinion was the best one, but that doesn't mean I actually followed it...
  

  bcubed wrote: I don't quite get the "up the pooper" deal. Why would I want shit on my stick? If you are not a gay or bisexual male then why in the world would you want to put it up the bunghole?

  poopdick is a myth. I've never heard of it actually happening from the buddies I've talked to.
• Upper90

  The fact that it's referred to as the "pooper" is good enough for me to want to stay away from it in that respect, honestly.
  
  Secondly, Valentine's day may just not be my cup of tea. I can respect why people get into to it....but I just never seem to jump on that train.
• ytownfootball

  

  sjmvsfscs08 wrote: poopdick is a myth. I've never heard of it actually happening from the buddies I've talked to.

  If you can't get jelly from the bottom of a jelly jar you'll not find poopdick as an issue either.
• mexappeal12

  

  ytownfootball wrote:

  sjmvsfscs08 wrote: poopdick is a myth. I've never heard of it actually happening from the buddies I've talked to.

  If you can't get jelly from the bottom of a jelly jar you'll not find poopdick as an issue either.

  hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• eersandbeers

  mexappeal12 wrote:
  well i am not sure if this is directed at me or just in general to women but i never said anything about what i expected out of him... i am actually not making a huge deal out of v-day i just wanted to see if anyone has any good ideas ...i am not a flowers girl (they die and then i get to clean the nasty vase) or even jewelery it is just awkward unless you are for sure heading towards marriage... my bf doesnt do anything he doesnt want to do and i shouldnt be expected to either.... getting it up the pooper isnt something i would qualify as out of my comfort zone type of thing..i would qualify it as a never going to happen why would i ever do anything that hurts and doesnt feel good (i dont have a prostate men do and thats why it feels good for guys)... if he wants me to do something outside of my comfort zone like see a horror movie or i dunno something that wouldnt make me feel violated then i would... i consider up the pooper a little different
  
  i mean guys would you take it up the butt? i mean c'mon just go outside your comfort zone it isnt a big deal, right? (hmmm i am sure you wouldnt do it either)

  
  It was in general. Well you never really know how it would make you feel until you do it.
  
  Your second point is correct. However, there is a difference between a girl taking it up the pooper and a guy taking a finger. It is pleasurable for a guy to give it to the girl. It is not pleasurable for the girl to give it to the guy. So there is somewhat of a difference.
  
  But if guys expect that then they should be willing to take a finger in return.
• eersandbeers

  bcubed wrote: I don't quite get the "up the pooper" deal. Why would I want shit on my stick? If you are not a gay or bisexual male then why in the world would you want to put it up the bunghole?

  If you do that and you end up with poop on yourself then the girl (or guy NTTAWWT) has a bowel problem.
  
  Gay or bisexual means doing something with the same sex. You can't be gay or bisexual by doing something with the opposite sex. Nor does it make you gay.
• dwccrew

  

  ts1227 wrote: A 12 pack of beer and to be left alone to watch the Daytona 500
  
  (AKA, I'm not dating anyone, and am going to get drunk and watch racing)

  When you said you were watching the Daytona 500, we kinda figured you were single.
  

  bcubed wrote: I don't quite get the "up the pooper" deal. Why would I want shit on my stick? If you are not a gay or bisexual male then why in the world would you want to put it up the bunghole?

  I've heard and read that hetero couples partake in sodomy more often than gay men FWIW.
• NNN

  

  For all the girls who refuse to experiment with the backdoor...
  
  Just remember that when it comes to mouth love, you're the ones who taste nothing but skin until the last 10-15 seconds. Guys don't have that luxury.
  
  So it's either give up the keys to the backdoor or else allow your guy to rub an open can of sardines all over his junk and surrounding area before you're allowed to go down there.
• Sage

  

  A gun to blow my brains out with.
• nc52

  

  ytownfootball wrote:

  sjmvsfscs08 wrote: poopdick is a myth. I've never heard of it actually happening from the buddies I've talked to.

  If you can't get jelly from the bottom of a jelly jar you'll not find poopdick as an issue either.

  this just might be the funniest thing i have ever heard. absolutely classic
• Sage

  

  And what's everybodys jig with this anal sex shit. Who wants their girls asshole flapping in the wind? What's wrong with vaginal sex?
  
  Anal sex is for gqy people.
• Sage

  

  Also, NNN, you must be fucking with some dusty ass bitches if rubbing sardine juice into your dick is the equivalent of you going down on a girl.
• mexappeal12

  

  Sage wrote: And what's everybodys jig with this anal sex shit. Who wants their girls asshole flapping in the wind? What's wrong with vaginal sex?

  lol... i laughed reading the part about flapping in the wind lol
• Belly35

  

  Bonking
• darbypitcher22

  

  What do I want for V-Day?
  
  Preferably a tall broad with long legs who loves the Yankees and The Buckeyes and will go heels up whenever I want it.
  
  this is an impossible dream, I know, but don't ruin my fun.
• Sage

  

  It's an impossible dream because you're a bag of douche, darby. Not because there aren't women who enjoy sports and sex.
• Sage

  

  Point in case: asking for a girl who would go "heels up" anytime you "wanted it."
  
  You're such a cornball.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Sage wrote: It's an impossible dream because you're a bag of douche, darby. Not because there aren't women who enjoy sports and sex.

  lol
• wkfan

  Man, I can't believe that no one has asked to PIIHB for Valentine's Day yet.......
  
  Sheesh....