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Seinfield

  • ironman02
    "I was in the pool, I was in the pool!!!"
  • OUgrad
    My favorites are the soup nazi, master of your domain, marine biologist and the one where Kramer gets that coat from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat (or called something like that), and the one at the end George gets stuck in the airplane bathroom with the convict and Kramer comes sliding down the luggage chute at the airport.
  • ironman02
    I love pretty much every episode, but the marine biologist is a classic, OUgrad. This scene cracks me up every time.

    George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

    Jerry: Mammal.

    George: Whatever.

    Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

    George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
    [George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]

    Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
    [George Nods]

    Kramer: A hole in one, huh?
  • OUgrad
    ^^^^^Yup, I howl every time at the ending. Kramer is classic in that scene. How they all keep from laughing is beyond me!
  • redfalcon
    One of the funniest shows of all time. What other show still has a massive cult following even though it hasn't been on for a decade?
  • redfalcon
    Best episodes: Festivus and the Soup Nazi.
  • BuckeyeBlue
    I'm a fan. Festivus is probably my favorite episode.