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Jets coach Rex Ryan eats 7,000 calories per day

  • BigAppleBuckeye
    According the NY Post, Jets head coach Rex Ryan gorges on 7,000 calories per day:

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/hey_miami_this_bird_for_you_zt5Fa0AsfdsExMOxV6IGpO

    Thought I would take a stab at what that might look like:

    BREAKFAST

    3 IHOP Belgian Waffles (1,200 calories)
    10 IHOP pancakes (1,100 calories)

    LUNCH

    5 McDonalds Cheeseburgers (1,500 calories)
    5 small fries (1,000 calories)

    DINNER

    1 large Dominos pizza (1,600 calories)
    6 Dominos hot wings (600 calories)

    I assume he must drink water and diet coke to keep within such a rigid diet!
  • j_crazy
    Mangold cock is high in calories.
  • trackandccrunner
    Doesn't surprise me. I eat around 5000-6000 a day and Im no where close to his size haha.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    He's a good coach, but he should probably cut some lbs off this off-season. His dad was a pretty big guy, but not THAT big.
  • 4cards
    ...good thing he works out as hard and as offten as he does because most people would be obese with a daily intake of 7000 callories


  • j_crazy
    true, before I started monitoring my calories i was around 7000, but like 3000 was liquids (coke, juice and milk).
  • Bio-Hazzzzard
    I think Rex knows he's being talked about.
  • september63
    How does he still have time to run his mouth? Always eating and all.
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Why is this even news?!
  • justincredible
    I don't care if he eats 10 small children per day.
  • j_crazy
    ^^ Just win baby.
  • Chesapeake
    He probably poops a lot.
  • gorocks99
    Jets coach Rex Ryan eats three babies per day
    FIFY